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In jersey?Springsteen claimed to have 4 guitars
Amateur guitar hobbyists like Joe often pretend they can easily master any musical instrument with ease. I know one who started tweeting about how he bought a flute, and mastered it in a couple of days, and I thought bullshit, there's just no fucking way. And it turned out it wasn't a real flute, but one of those cheap wooden recorder things, like a child's toy. I guarantee he can barely play that gay banjo, if that. With those big fat wop fingers, it's amazing he can even pick his own nose.I'd like to smash that banjo over his head.
I count 47 guitars in that picture. Nigel Tufnel didn't have that many guitars.
The LED strip thing actually pisses me off. He has them in every single room of his house and he never realized that you're only supposed to see the ambient lighting, not the LED strip itself. Joe made sure to make them visible and prominent all over his house. When he watches TV, there is a fucking LED strip border around the fucking thing. He literally does everything wrong. It's genuinely amazing how stupid he is.How many LED strips does he own?
I'm sure some are nice, but no matter which way you cut it, it's over-indulgence and he clearly bought multiples of the same models just for the different colors. There's no way he needs fucking 10 Les Pauls all with the same pickups.Are any of these guitars quality or collectible? I’ve seen him show off one pawn shop Gibson and nothing else He stole one nice guitar when his uncle died but I’m pretty sure he sold it the week after his uncle died.
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