Why buy furniture when you can take some garbage, and make it into garbage.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
He’s still working on those two chairs
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Yeah, a "big upgrade" for your vacant lot looking backyard you lazy fucking nigger
It's practically impossible not to have unsightly trash cans in most of the photos of his utterly depressing ghetto shithole of a "backyard". Imagine the smell.
When he inevitably tests and breaks these chairs with his fat ass, what will he do?
A.) Stop posting about the chairs
B.) Make up that some bullshit reset his progress
C.) Say stalkers broke his chairs
B and C will obviously both include pictures of the splintered chairs, his fat body in frame
A.) Stop posting about the chairs
B.) Make up that some bullshit reset his progress
C.) Say stalkers broke his chairs
B and C will obviously both include pictures of the splintered chairs, his fat body in frame
LMFAO YES, he’s getting trolled into crippling back pain! Pat will die on this motherfucking hill, children. That’s how much his (quite comfortable as is) Adirondack chairs mean to him. This could be the one that breaks him if the Reddit guys apply just the right pressure.
Holy fuck I just read this whole thread in one go and have rarely laughed so much in the span of a few minutes. I LOVE DIY PAT!
If you sit on that for more than 10 minutes your legs are going to go numb from the sharp edge at the front. The fact he couldn't even be fucked to use his new palm sander he bought for the project to make them look 10% less like literal trash is beyond hilarious.
Not to mention (as others have) the angle of those chairs. I’m very excited for Pat to stubbornly try to prove how comfy they are and end up giving himself agonizing back pain.
Do a quick Google image search of "Adirondack chairs" and every picture in the top results shows the back of the chair is connected to the seat. Why? Because at that angle your ass will sink through the open space and be incredibly uncomfortable. Everything he does is retarded.
That's a high end throne designed for street shitting, child.
The angle is perfect for aligning your colon for minimal strain, stlaker
Practicality isn't really Patrick's speed.
are those for the whole street or something? people can walk in there and see 2 fat ass squatting on those awful chairs?
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It’s the Banzai drop!
Despite all those trash cans. Piggy still hasn't got rid of his old fence.
he also just chucked his pallet offcuts further down.
lazy FFwBT
Building shitty chairs when he should be working, but God forbid he do something as prosaic as take out the garbage. Like all trash, Pat and Niki leave it out as decoration. I’m sure their neighbors appreciate them maintaining literal rats’ nests mere feet from their property.
There are trash cans and dumpsters everywhere in view from his "backyard" which is an alleyway used mainly for trash cans/dumpsters and for garbage truck access. Imagine the stench wafting up from there as you sit on trash chairs on a sweltering and humid summer's day.
And not a mature tree to be found on their back alley property. Only thing missing is a layer of blacktop over that concrete slab they call a yard.
“Shade is overrated, child. My pecks keep me ice cold whenever I go. I’m sorry you’re stupid.”
And those rough edges are going to skin the fuck out of the backs of their knees. Assuming Pat still has discernible joints.