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He’s still working on those two chairs

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
This is what I keep coming back to. I feel uncomfortable just looking at photos of what Pat speaks of as his lush, expansive gardens.

It looks like the kind of place that would make your skin itch the whole time. (And you know it’s crawling with bugs and insects. Definitely a mosquito magnet, especially after it rains.) It’s just so grimy and nasty, especially once it’s hot out.

Who would willingly spend time in this intolerable outdoor space when you could be relaxing inside in the AC or in the shade of the garage, slamming your dick in a car door repeatedly. Either would be preferable to being stuck on this miserable patch of concrete and weeds.

(Yes, I forgot: Pat’s rundown flophouse doesn’t have a garage. He’s not even living in the first world with the rest of us.)
This nigger could at least plant a tree or something, at least it'd give some shade later on and make the space look better
 
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