Haver of correct opinions. Eater of (way too many) tacos and (way too much) key lime pie.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He hasn't been a scifi author for nearly 5 years now.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I like the way they just stole Twitter's GUI. That's always a good sign.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Why do fat and/or basic women (and pat) all think eating tacos is a quirky personality trait?

 

[quasi101]

he thinks because its "key lime" that makes him cultured

 

[firstimelongtime]

Something about the word "author" and the words "correct opinion" adjacent to each other. It bugs me.

I guess he decides what words mean.

Then again, I guess if you zoom out, "Science Fiction author" and "haver of correct opinions" seem to be a bit dissonant too, no? The latter sounds like something out of real, classic sci-fi. And not a good thing to be.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Crier and cheerer in all the right places, child."

 

[guest]

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES!

 

[quasi101]

Something about the word "author" and the words "correct opinion" adjacent to each other. It bugs me.

I guess he decides what words mean.

Then again, I guess if you zoom out, "Science Fiction author" and "haver of correct opinions" seem to be a bit dissonant too, no? The latter sounds like something out of real, classic sci-fi. And not a good thing to be.

Opinions by defintion are not truth apt and can't be correct. He thinks he's being cheeky, but all that really says is "I'm an author who doesn't know how words work"

 

[IlIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIlllllI]

Fatrick is every woman in this joke

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I'm pretty sure Pat eats way more than just tacos and pie. Because he's fat, you see.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Opinions by defintion are not truth apt and can't be correct. He thinks he's being cheeky, but all that really says is "I'm an author who doesn't know how words work"

He probably should have done a little more research on British slang.

His approach to language disgusts me. He doesn't have this attitude because he's diligently learned the rules and finds joy in exploiting them in interesting ways. He just thinks that because most of the rules are too complex for him to intuit they must not really apply. All he had to do is parrot a handful of 10 dollar words in the wrong context and that makes him the president of OuLiPo.

 

[VizioDash]

Keeping the decade old PFP on Twitter is somewhat defensible because it's part of whatever shitty brand he thinks he has. Porting it over to any new socials just shows what an incredible insecure fatbody lowlife he is.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Tacos AND key lime pie??? He's so quirky!!

 

[firstimelongtime]

Opinions by defintion are not truth apt and can't be correct. He thinks he's being cheeky, but all that really says is "I'm an author who doesn't know how words work"

No -- he decides what words mean, stlaker child...

He's retarded.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Tacos AND key lime pie??? He's so quirky!!

Does he have a menagerie of houseplant in various states of health? He's so adorkable and relatable!

(And fat, retarded, and poor)

 

[medium wyzzz]

I think bluesky is just pre-Elon twitter, correct?