Have you ever rented a property out on Airbnb?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I understand if you have a vacation spot but Rick will not only rent the other side of his duplex out for a single night, but is open to hanging out with the type of person that is okay with sleeping next to a section 8 apartment complex.

Seems like a desperation move

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can see renting out a house in vacation areas near the beach etc but I just don’t see that many people wanting to stay in an old dump in Milwaukee.

Most times I see people rent a place like Pat it’s usually N person teenagers / couple people that can buy alcohol so they can throw a big party and usually one or two people get shot. That’s what I want for Pat - have his place rented by rowdy n persons which would scare him to death.

 

[Agent Smith]

No, but if I suddenly became a fat layabout dependent on my lesbian wife and mother-in-law, I might consider it.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

but is open to hanging out with the type of person

I don't know anything about the Airbnb world but is this a way of advertising that he's..... into things? Is he a cuck/clean up service? I'm going to say yes, this is what he means.

 

[RobertMewler]

I don't know anything about the Airbnb world but is this a way of advertising that he's..... into things? Is he a cuck/clean up service? I'm going to say yes, this is what he means.

He licks the toilets clean.

 

[JebJoh]

Does he add a cleaning charge to his rental even though he does the cleaning himself?

 

[Honoria]

Generally the person renting it out is nowhere near the property, much less living right next to it. I think this is why Pat is constantly at bars, he knows how weird it looks so he tries to give the illusion of having a job.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Generally the person renting it out is nowhere near the property, much less living right next to it. I think this is why Pat is constantly at bars, he knows how weird it looks so he tries to give the illusion of having a job.

I’d love to know how he lets the guests know he’s available to hang out if they want and how he reacts when they say “no” to having this fat faggot host spend time with them at his rental. I can see him saying something like “if you change your mind, I’m right upstairs!” And sits alone on his couch thinking any minute they will text him to come down.

 

[fusciasomething]

Whoever rented it for Halloween must have thought he was dressed as a fatter Otho and Niki was dressed as Gene Simmons sans makeup.

 

[Agent Smith]

I’d love to know how he lets the guests know he’s available to hang out if they want

"Hey do you want to watch me paint dinosaurs, guest-child?"

and how he reacts when they say “no” to having this fat faggot host spend time with them

"This is why your stay is already over."

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You know somewhere out there that there's Cumia types who rent their house out then drive across town to their other place and spend all week jerking off to the hidden cameras they've got set up.

 

[Greygooser]

I can see renting out a house in vacation areas near the beach etc but I just don’t see that many people wanting to stay in an old dump in Milwaukee.

Most times I see people rent a place like Pat it’s usually N person teenagers / couple people that can buy alcohol so they can throw a big party and usually one or two people get shot. That’s what I want for Pat - have his place rented by rowdy n persons which would scare him to death.

Ideally the N’s get rowdy, maybe even fire off a shot through the wall. Pat calls 911 but the cops dont show up, thinking it was just another swatting. Another shot comes through the wall, paralyzing Pat