Have you ever noticed how Patrick looks incredibly old for his age?

[HotDogJoe]

Graying hair, fat, balding, terrible dress sense. Very VERY disrespectful.

I know you’re lurking here right now, fatty. Just wanted to give you another complex. Tee hee!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Here's hoping he dies of a massive heart attack while the nearest EMTs are watching porn on their cell phones.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Here's hoping he dies of a massive heart attack while the nearest EMTs are watching porn on their cell phones.

I still want a feral nigger to kill him

 

[wbgreen]

The Lord curses those who curse his servants, such as Fr. Norm Macdonald.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Vaxaids for the pigman

 

[guest]

Is this actually surprising? He's one of the most unhealthy people I know of. He drinks way too much. His diet is complete shit. He doesn't exercise. He most likely doesn't drink enough water. I'd bet he's got a Vitamin D deficiency since he spends most of his days on the fart couch or in Hooligans. With all that going on, I'm surprised he only looks about 10 years older than he is.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Edit your post to include piss yellow teeth please

 

[guest]

Its like he went straight from 35 to 50

 

[BoringFaggot]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!!!

I'D LOVE TO TAKE HIM DOWN LIKE I DID JOE CORSON AT THE STAGE DELICATESSEN!!! LEFT HIM FOR DEAD, RIIIIIIIGHT?

TOOK 5 DIMES TO DROP THE BEEF, RIIIIIIGHT?

 

[guest]

Edit your post to include piss yellow teeth please

He gets bombed every night, probably eats a 2000 calorie "snack" before bed as well. And since he's drunk he probably goes to bed without brushing every night. So he's got leftover Pizza Roll dough/filling sitting on his teeth all night. No wonder they're yellow.