Have you ever debated, after a shit day, calling a escort over and stabbing her repeatedly with sharp object?

[Nigger John]

On Minecraft of course

 

[Phish]

Replace escort with wife and yeah

Fucking cunt. Lucky she shit out my progeny.

 

[Phish]

Take 2 guesses what kinda day i had?

 

[We Have Everything]

OP hates women...OP is closeted but its fine, he spergs out and says nigger, so its ok, dont lash him 99 times with a camel hide whip (in sharia).

 

[We Have Everything]

Replace escort with wife and yeah

Fucking cunt. Lucky she shit out my progeny.

What did Nia say to you this time, Bill...

 

[Phish]

What did Nia say to you this time, Bill...

“Didja tayyck the gaaahbijj out?!”

 

[Phish]

What did Nia say to you this time, Bill...

….Jk…

“Ey muhfukka. Why be dat shiih still in dat dryway yo? Ima smack the shit out cho aye ass. Gitcho whyboi ayass outderr and tay that shih out, boi”

 

[Phish]

*Head down*

“Yes mam”

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

cringe Norton-esque impotent rage

 

[Niggerotchi]

OP hates women...OP is closeted but its fine, he spergs out and says nigger, so its ok, dont lash him 99 times with a camel hide whip (in sharia).

Nigger John is a fucking loser for a Fed

 

[Turk February]

I'd never murder a woman. Again.

 

[Phish]

I'd never murder a woman. Again.

Less she deserved it. Again.

 

[Turk February]

Less she deserved it. Again.

Karate has many uses. One of them is killing a bitch that talks back to you.

 

[Professor Rape]

I don't recommend killing.

 

[Turk February]

I don't recommend killing.

Well it's totally okay if you don't leave evidence and can blame a neighbor

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Paying a prostitute is lame unless it's a bucket list kinda thing that you haven't done yet.

 

[Turk February]

Paying a prostitute is lame unless it's a bucket list kinda thing that you haven't done yet.

I've been wicked tempted cuz there are some really good looking ones in the area who are very affordable.

 

[Professor Rape]

Well it's totally okay if you don't leave evidence and can blame a neighbor

There are other issues though. You never seen Godfather 3? The confession scene?

Oh wait you're a Godless heathen.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I've been wicked tempted cuz there are some really good looking ones in the area who are very affordable.

Tell her you're a content creator and see if you can get some extra tricks out of her.

 

[Professor Rape]

Paying a prostitute is lame unless it's a bucket list kinda thing that you haven't done yet.

And how else are we supposed to get laid

Go ahead and explain it to me

Sincerely,
prof. Rape