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Have we gone over this? Normie breaks down pats Tesla stupidity

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Honestly I don’t think any character he’s done is funnier than “Stock market Pat”. He was so, so, so fucking wrong it’s actually amazing. The reason he was wrong isn’t because he’s stupid, that’s a given, it’s that he didn’t even look at the fundamentals and started with a conclusion: Elon Musk bad. So where do you go from there? Obviously his companies suck and are failing because he’s bad. So Pat dug around for what the kids would call “FUD” and hinged on that being the downfall of Tesla - Not in a matter of years, but days.

I don’t know the stock market that well, so I think I can read Pat on this pretty good: He saw the stock had like a month / week of red days. Being a fucking idiot he assumed this would continue for more weeks until the company was bankrupt. And of course, no, it was just a dip and Tesla is back at like 200$ or something.

Oh, and he lied about a short position for no fucking reason. Even if he had one and the stock didn’t go green Quasi would be the rightful owner of any profits. Fucking retard.
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
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Honestly I don’t think any character he’s done is funnier than “Stock market Pat”. He was so, so, so fucking wrong it’s actually amazing. The reason he was wrong isn’t because he’s stupid, that’s a given, it’s that he didn’t even look at the fundamentals and started with a conclusion: Elon Musk bad. So where do you go from there? Obviously his companies suck and are failing because he’s bad. So Pat dug around for what the kids would call “FUD” and hinged on that being the downfall of Tesla - Not in a matter of years, but days.

I don’t know the stock market that well, so I think I can read Pat on this pretty good: He saw the stock had like a month / week of red days. Being a fucking idiot he assumed this would continue for more weeks until the company was bankrupt. And of course, no, it was just a dip and Tesla is back at like 200$ or something.

Oh, and he lied about a short position for no fucking reason. Even if he had one and the stock didn’t go green Quasi would be the rightful owner of any profits. Fucking retard.
he did this with Apple VR too, just because the stock dropped a bit during the announcement Pat thinks they are heading straight to bankruptcy, that some smooth brain shit
 

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
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Honestly I don’t think any character he’s done is funnier than “Stock market Pat”. He was so, so, so fucking wrong it’s actually amazing. The reason he was wrong isn’t because he’s stupid, that’s a given, it’s that he didn’t even look at the fundamentals and started with a conclusion: Elon Musk bad. So where do you go from there? Obviously his companies suck and are failing because he’s bad. So Pat dug around for what the kids would call “FUD” and hinged on that being the downfall of Tesla - Not in a matter of years, but days.

I don’t know the stock market that well, so I think I can read Pat on this pretty good: He saw the stock had like a month / week of red days. Being a fucking idiot he assumed this would continue for more weeks until the company was bankrupt. And of course, no, it was just a dip and Tesla is back at like 200$ or something.

Oh, and he lied about a short position for no fucking reason. Even if he had one and the stock didn’t go green Quasi would be the rightful owner of any profits. Fucking retard.
There were/are plenty of legitimate reasons to be bearish on TSLA too. Starting with its complete detachment from reality in terms of its valuation at times. Pigman could've just did his usual routine of googling news stories and pretending their his own views. Literally any SeekingAlpha article that's bearish on TSLA would have worked. It really was a special performance by Big Rick.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Lmfao he is stone cold clowning Pat for being a fucking retard in every way, right down to his habit of using the wrong words while trying to sound like an expert. “Let me explain.” He really believes he’s an authority on everything he knows literally nothing about. What a delusional moron.
 

Hardcore Jewish Nihilism

Ask me about my cock size
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Honestly I don’t think any character he’s done is funnier than “Stock market Pat”. He was so, so, so fucking wrong it’s actually amazing. The reason he was wrong isn’t because he’s stupid, that’s a given, it’s that he didn’t even look at the fundamentals and started with a conclusion: Elon Musk bad. So where do you go from there? Obviously his companies suck and are failing because he’s bad. So Pat dug around for what the kids would call “FUD” and hinged on that being the downfall of Tesla - Not in a matter of years, but days.

I don’t know the stock market that well, so I think I can read Pat on this pretty good: He saw the stock had like a month / week of red days. Being a fucking idiot he assumed this would continue for more weeks until the company was bankrupt. And of course, no, it was just a dip and Tesla is back at like 200$ or something.

Oh, and he lied about a short position for no fucking reason. Even if he had one and the stock didn’t go green Quasi would be the rightful owner of any profits. Fucking retard.
He and his ilk are all conclusion-based in their thinking while claiming that their opponents are the ones that are.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Guys don’t sleep on this video. Pat will have an absolute fucking meltdown if he ever sees it. I sure hope those Reddit guys don’t use it to humiliate Pat even more. The drywall in the half-hovel has already been cracked everywhere by Pat’s fat knuckles. Just as one can’t take a photo of their back “yard” and not get garbage cans, crack houses and piles of dirty needles in the shot, it’s impossible to take photos inside the house without catching a glimpse of cracked walls. What a fucking dump.

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