Has Paul ever had sex?

[RaggotFetard]

With a consenting adult woman, I mean. We know about the kids, but can you imagine him ever plowing away on a broad? He gives off serious virgin-loser vibes. I don’t think one would ever behave the way he does after getting a taste of some puss.

 

[Professor Rape]

He had a girlfriend in the early 2000s. She was a single mother, lol. I think he crashed her car or something and didn't pay for it so she dumped him.

Paul Weimer lore expert @captain_kamala can clarify.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

HE went to thailand so Im sure there is some 10 year old out there.

 

[Kinderman]

He “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.

 

[Professor Rape]

He “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.

The most horrifying part about that was Pat replying to that with "my boy".

 

[fricklefrackle]

He “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.

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[EraGodless]

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He probably told her he was going to kill himself.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Not even a drug addicted Vietnamese prostitute would touch him

He probably told her he was going to kill himself.

Lol

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.

Yeah that's totally something that happened. Definitely not straight out of a shitty women's romance novel.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Wasn't he engaged once?

 

[captain_kamala]

He's a very sensual guy

 

[captain_kamala]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

 

[RaggotFetard]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

Gaahh! Can he ever not be weird?!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[Hoolies]

Gaahh! Can he ever not be weird?!

2004, Paul Weimer was already graying permavirgin publishing smut stories about robot lady from Star Trek abusing his hole.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

Holy shit we need a horrific WTF reaction for something this bad, something like Bobo crying

 

[PorqueDealer]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

PAUL WEIMER TIK TOK CHALLENGE (Impossible)
Have just one picture of you where you don't look like a complete nonce.

His sitting position would already have him tossed in the mulcher, There is no way anyone who sits like that has their brain wired correctly.
He is wearing trousers/shirt/tie yet ratty running sneakers (likely to improve chances of fleeing angry parents)

 

[Udders]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

Is that the monster he claims he brought to orgasm?

 

[PorqueDealer]

 

[CompoundBasement]

Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago

What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?

Why is she laying like that? Is she paralyzed?