Has anyone called up Hooligans asking for Torque Wheeler yet?

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Just wondering. I am NOT suggesting anyone does it repeatedly today!

 

[guest]

I'm sure Torque accepts fan mail too

 

[SFWA liaison]

I wonder, if twitter rascals interacted with Pat simps under a Torque Wheeler alias in his replies, if Pat would intervene with THAT'S ONE OF MY CYBERATALKERS IMPERSONATING ME IMPERSONATING A MECHANIC REEEEE

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Do you think torque has posters of bikini babes posing by cars in his garage? BIG TITS TORQUE

 

[Caverlock]

Do you think torque has posters of bikini babes posing by cars in his garage? BIG TITS TORQUE

All babes photographed by Paul Weimer.

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm sure you couldn't find a message on the wall of the Loo saying "To get your motor revvin', call Torque Wheeler at...", Preferably next to a glory hole.

 

[Udders]

All babes photographed by Paul Weimer.

*babies

 

[Torque Army]

"Yeah,Torque said this was his office, put that cock sucker on right fucking now!"

I'll try that tonight, got nothing better to do.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

All babes photographed by Paul Weimer.

*Babies *fucked

 

[N64 Cube]

If anyone wants to call, their number is (414) 273-5230.

While you’re at it, ask what the soup of the day is

 

[Will Tate]

"Yeah,Torque said this was his office, put that cock sucker on right fucking now!"

I'll try that tonight, got nothing better to do.

"Get Torgue Wheeler, I said!"

 

[N64 Cube]

This is from June 10. Look how disgusting this meat is. Is it supposed to be chicken or fish? They also have 2 pieces of bread shoved between some plastic condiment cups That has been handled numerous times by someone that doesn’t have gloves on. Who knows how many germs are on that shit. Even that lemon looks like it’s already been used

Edit- they claim it’s fish

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is from June 10. Look how disgusting this meat is. Is it supposed to be chicken or fish? They also have 2 pieces of bread shoved between some plastic condiment cups That has been handled numerous times by someone that doesn’t have gloves on. Who knows how many germs are on that shit. Even that lemon looks like it’s already been used

Edit- they claim it’s fish


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I generally prefer my fish to not be oozing goo, but that's just me.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

This is from June 10. Look how disgusting this meat is. Is it supposed to be chicken or fish? They also have 2 pieces of bread shoved between some plastic condiment cups That has been handled numerous times by someone that doesn’t have gloves on. Who knows how many germs are on that shit. Even that lemon looks like it’s already been used

Edit- they claim it’s fish


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They want $14 for that masterpiece. That’s pretty cheap for what is allegedly fish and chips, but I wouldn’t eat that if you paid me.

Hooligans is slowly poisoning torque with their unwashed lines, contaminated food, and black mold walls

 

[ActionJackson]

This is from June 10. Look how disgusting this meat is. Is it supposed to be chicken or fish? They also have 2 pieces of bread shoved between some plastic condiment cups That has been handled numerous times by someone that doesn’t have gloves on. Who knows how many germs are on that shit. Even that lemon looks like it’s already been used

Edit- they claim it’s fish


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Where the fuck is my wax paper? Fuck!