Happy Thanksgiving everyone

[Chive Turkey]

Turkey with stuffing and cranberries rules. Very jealous of the Pests Out Western Hemisphere, enjoy your day.

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCHES. It's fucking THANKSGIVING so gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick you slut. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America️️️️ in search for new dicks to suck . remember tho Thanksgiving Celebrates the Genocide of Innocent Indigenous People .!!! Make sure to take some TIMEto show DADDY appreciation by GOBBLING some COCK before the TURKEY. SWALLOW his GRAVY and let him use your BUNS to mop up the MESS. Just like the PILGRIMS dominated the NATIVES let him DOMINATE you in their memory. Send this message to your SLUTTIEST SAVAGE MASH POTATO HOES . If you get back you'll have a thanksGIVING but no thanksGETTING . If you get back you can LICK DADDIES LEFTOVERS. , and more than your BELLY is getting FILLED tonight . At and you'll get GOBBLED from to FRONT and all AROUND. , and the pilgrims will personally come PLEASE your PRIVATESHappy cock gobbling thursday cunts

Just got a vury weird text message forwarded to me haha.

How kind of @BrotherMan1488 to keep you in his thoughts.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only Thanksgiving that really rocks already happened in October. Canadian Thanksgiving. It was actually eventful. Turk got hammered and woke up in the drunk tank. His chick left him shortly afterwards. I got hammered and blew shit up and somehow cut the fuck out of my hand. Terry had a subpar turkey dinner.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The only Thanksgiving that really rocks already happened in October. Canadian Thanksgiving. It was actually eventful. Turk got hammered and woke up in the drunk tank. His chick left him shortly afterwards. I got hammered and blew shit up and somehow cut the fuck out of my hand. Terry had a subpar turkey dinner.

Canada is not a real country. Nice army, stupid.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]