Happy Canadian Christmas -A Superthread

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Post all your Canadian Christmasplans and memories here

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Delete this thread. This is unacceptable.

 

[Turk February]

I'm going to avoid my family and watch movies like I do every year. Canadian Christmas rules.

 

[Africa.com]

It's Boxing Day innit

 

[Turk February]

Boxing day is off limits for me. My hand is injured so I can't box @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda it's kind of sad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know. I honestly am not a fan of Christmas. It's the busiest time of the year everywhere so going to the store sucks and I always just feel bad on Christmas because I feel like I never make enough of an effort for other people. I don't have kids, my friend's kids are getting old enough that Christmas isn't really magical for them anymore. If there isn't a bunch of snow it doesn't feel like Christmas. I don't know, it just stresses me out. I've also gotten nothing for anyone yet and I don't know what the fuck to get for anybody.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't know. I honestly am not a fan of Christmas. It's the busiest time of the year everywhere so going to the store sucks and I always just feel bad on Christmas because I feel like I never make enough of an effort for other people. I don't have kids, my friend's kids are getting old enough that Christmas isn't really magical for them anymore. If there isn't a bunch of snow it doesn't feel like Christmas. I don't know, it just stresses me out. I've also gotten nothing for anyone yet and I don't know what the fuck to get for anybody.

Christmas sucks as an adult. I don’t even want gifts because then I have to buy them something too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Christmas sucks as an adult. I don’t even want gifts because then I have to buy them something too.

I straight up tell people not to get me anything and they do anyways. Usually something that I have no use for. I do always appreciate the socks and undies though.

One year I got my stepmom a bidet and then realized that she literally doesn't shit. She has a colostomy bag.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I straight up tell people not to get me anything and they do anyways. Usually something that I have no use for. I do always appreciate the socks and undies though.

One year I got my stepmom a bidet and then realized that she literally doesn't shit. She has a colostomy bag.

I'm sure your dad appreciated it, if you get my drift

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I straight up tell people not to get me anything and they do anyways. Usually something that I have no use for. I do always appreciate the socks and undies though.

One year I got my stepmom a bidet and then realized that she literally doesn't shit. She has a colostomy bag.

It’s really fucking annoying haha. I don’t want anything. If I wanted something then I would have bought it. I like when I get shitty books that I have to pretend to read. Someone bought me a book by the guy who invented Nike. Who gives a fuck about that? Not me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sure your dad appreciated it, if you get my drift

They gave it to someone else. I remember my dad stopping at my place desperately needing to shit one time and when he came back down he was actually staring me down and was like "is that a bidet on your toilet?" Like he was considering knocking me out for being a fag.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

They gave it to someone else. I remember my dad stopping at my place desperately needing to shit one time and when he came back down he was actually staring me down and was like "is that a bidet on your toilet?" Like he was considering knocking me out for being a fag.

No wonder Canadian Santa didn't bring you a race car bed..