Happy Independence Day to all our American brothermen, i would truly tell you if we where still bitter you fucks got your independence.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Happy 4th of July!
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I can't imagine how frustrating it must have been for the Brits to deal with the Independence War. You're an ocean away, getting word that your troops are being pushed out by farmers who had guns. You keep sending more across the ocean only to see it's not helping much.
I didn't get a single "Happy Canada Day" from any of you this year. I will never forget that.
I want him dead.
My comedy pays the mortgage, child.
We got all the good fireworks here.. bottle rockets, m80s, lady bugs, Roman candles, smoke bombs and some patriot day repeaters. The neighbors are going to hate us but fuck em, go starve in the gulag if you don’t like freedom commie faggot
Another stolen “joke” from the fat man.
Drop that beat? It’s so embarrassing when Pat tries to talk “slang” like the young people. You’re 42 years old, fatty.
What a country!
Freedom isn’t free. No, it costs a hefty FAAWKIN fee. If you don’t chip in your buck o’ five, who will?
This is a Team America reference, Dan.
This is a Team America reference, Dan.
There are only two states that the guy on the motorcycle has a chance on not going to prison. Florida and Texas. It will be interesting to see how this one plays out.