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Had my first Big Mac in 20+ years

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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The only burger worth ordering is a single quarter pounder

After that the only reason to get McD's are the fries, nuggets, and coke
A double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon eat pretty gud.
The breakfast sandwiches are PFG, everything else is garbage.
I can't stand their eggs, they're weird. I don't like most fast food eggs but I eat eggs at home all the time. Sausage mcmuffin with two patties, stick a hashbrown in between the patties with some ketchup and you're #ruizing.
 
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I remember why I stopped ordering them now. The sauce is dogshit, the extra bun is superfluous, McDonald's lettuce fucking stinks. Why does anybody eat these?
I haven’t had any McD’s or BK since 2010, I still get the egg McMuffin once in a while but that and the hash browns are it. From what everybody has told me the quality is vastly different from 20 years ago.
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
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Every big mac I've ever eaten has just been too soft. It's all just pillowy garbage. A couple years ago I ate McDonald's after having eaten either homemade or greasy spoon burgers for years and it's all so soft and nasty.
Quarter pounder ate okay, but there's a place in Austin I used to get burgers from all the time, Short Stop, and any burger they had could take a fat dump on every single McDonald's menu item, even the fries.

Of course now I finally gave the Oklahoma smash burger thing a try and nothing comes close. Just gotta get good at making fries
 

Riccardo Bosi

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For a hangover I'll order a Double Big Mac with extra sauce, that way there's double the meat.

Double Quarter Pounder, again, with extra ketchup, mustard, cheese, onions and pickles is PFG garbage food. But to be honest, I think the Triple Cheeseburger is the best burger they have.

Fries with either a vanilla or chocolate milkshake is like crack to me.
 
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For a hangover I'll order a Double Big Mac with extra sauce, that way there's double the meat.

Double Quarter Pounder, again, with extra ketchup, mustard, cheese, onions and pickles is PFG garbage food. But to be honest, I think the Triple Cheeseburger is the best burger they have.

Fries with either a vanilla or chocolate milkshake is like crack to me.
And what about actual crack?
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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I can't stand their eggs, they're weird. I don't like most fast food eggs but I eat eggs at home all the time.
Fast food eggs contain all sorts of other stuff. Like lots of butter, cream cheese, artificial flavors, flour, and who knows what else. They typically aren't cracking an actual egg onto a skillet or pan. They are just pouring out the 'egg mix' into a container then heating it up until it's solid enough to put into a sandwich.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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Fast food eggs contain all sorts of other stuff. Like lots of butter, cream cheese, artificial flavors, flour, and who knows what else. They typically aren't cracking an actual egg onto a skillet or pan. They are just pouring out the 'egg mix' into a container then heating it up until it's solid enough to put into a sandwich.
McDonald's employees are just retards who overcook them and/or leave them sitting too long in a warmer. On the rare occasion I've had a breakfast sandwich with egg there that wasn't completely botched but it's so rare that I don't bother taking the chance. It's probably going to end up with me seething at my child-like optimism when I should know that the world is a tough place that doesn't give a fuck if I enjoy my breakfast at all.
 
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