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I remember why I stopped ordering them now. The sauce is dogshit, the extra bun is superfluous, McDonald's lettuce fucking stinks. Why does anybody eat these?
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The breakfast sandwiches are PFG, everything else is garbage.The only burger worth ordering is a single quarter pounder
After that the only reason to get McD's are the fries, nuggets, and coke
I'm an egg mcmuffin and hash brown purist. The hotcakes are pretty good tooThe breakfast sandwiches are PFG, everything else is garbage.
A double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon eat pretty gud.The only burger worth ordering is a single quarter pounder
After that the only reason to get McD's are the fries, nuggets, and coke
I can't stand their eggs, they're weird. I don't like most fast food eggs but I eat eggs at home all the time. Sausage mcmuffin with two patties, stick a hashbrown in between the patties with some ketchup and you're #ruizing.The breakfast sandwiches are PFG, everything else is garbage.
I don't like the fake shit, but the egg mcmuffin specifically is an actual eggA double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon eat pretty gud.
I can't stand their eggs, they're weird. I don't like most fast food eggs but I eat eggs at home all the time.
I don't like the fake shit, but the egg mcmuffin specifically is an actual egg
I haven’t had any McD’s or BK since 2010, I still get the egg McMuffin once in a while but that and the hash browns are it. From what everybody has told me the quality is vastly different from 20 years ago.I remember why I stopped ordering them now. The sauce is dogshit, the extra bun is superfluous, McDonald's lettuce fucking stinks. Why does anybody eat these?
Don't be a faggot, double quarter pounder or nothing.The only burger worth ordering is a single quarter pounder
After that the only reason to get McD's are the fries, nuggets, and coke
And what about actual crack?For a hangover I'll order a Double Big Mac with extra sauce, that way there's double the meat.
Double Quarter Pounder, again, with extra ketchup, mustard, cheese, onions and pickles is PFG garbage food. But to be honest, I think the Triple Cheeseburger is the best burger they have.
Fries with either a vanilla or chocolate milkshake is like crack to me.
It's like heroinAnd what about actual crack?
The Big ‘N Tasty isn’t bad IMOThe only burger worth ordering is a single quarter pounder
After that the only reason to get McD's are the fries, nuggets, and coke
Fast food eggs contain all sorts of other stuff. Like lots of butter, cream cheese, artificial flavors, flour, and who knows what else. They typically aren't cracking an actual egg onto a skillet or pan. They are just pouring out the 'egg mix' into a container then heating it up until it's solid enough to put into a sandwich.I can't stand their eggs, they're weird. I don't like most fast food eggs but I eat eggs at home all the time.
McDonald's employees are just retards who overcook them and/or leave them sitting too long in a warmer. On the rare occasion I've had a breakfast sandwich with egg there that wasn't completely botched but it's so rare that I don't bother taking the chance. It's probably going to end up with me seething at my child-like optimism when I should know that the world is a tough place that doesn't give a fuck if I enjoy my breakfast at all.Fast food eggs contain all sorts of other stuff. Like lots of butter, cream cheese, artificial flavors, flour, and who knows what else. They typically aren't cracking an actual egg onto a skillet or pan. They are just pouring out the 'egg mix' into a container then heating it up until it's solid enough to put into a sandwich.
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