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Had a funny dream about Patrick last night...

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The dream was more about me reading the Forums, and learning about a new Pat event. The whole thing was just my POV, reading this place.

The new event that Tubby squealed about at length in one of his patented "Twitter threads", was about how he was putting up a new banner outside his house (I have no fucking idea why he was doing that because the dream did not reveal what it said or why one was outside in the first place) when a colored gentleman w/ friend came up and knock-out gamed Pat, while his back was turned. I only know that they were black because of Patrick's description on Twitter:

- "My stlakers have up the ante on me and my family: Two of them came up behind me and punched me in the face from behind my back like the cowards they are 1/".

- "As I lay out on the ground, IN FRONT OF MY OWN HOUSE, I could hear and somewhat see two men shout 'O&A FORUMS!' - followed by the N-word - as they walked away. My wife could not immediately help me, as she was wearing sandals and standing high on the ladder 2/."

I do not recall what he wrote after that, because all I could remember was cracking up hard at the "followed by the N-word" line.

Then my alarm went off for work and I woke up. Pieced it together enough to post it here, but I'm at the point where the majority of it is fading for good, so wanted to share it before it's all gone.
 
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