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Guy's Night Out

Will Tate

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porquedealer

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The problem, sweetie, is that you never gave Pat anything to correct. There was nothing to engage his autism.
Where's the hook?

Next time you need to hit him with something correctable, followed by several more to engage the cycle.
Hit him with them before he can reply to the first so he is always on catchup.
Also be aware of what he is answering to and re-correct the record on the fly.
It helps to have a few random questions in the clipboard you can throw out if you dont have time to type a response so it can hold him up a little.
eg. something about varsity Kyle being such a chad.
 

porquedealer

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I guess that redditor was hoping seeing EVS's character would rile the pig up. I'll see if I can forward him your advice.
He should not be deterred. It's more of an art than a science. There are other factors involved as well;
time of day - best late at night
level of alcohol intake - good from about lunch onwards
oinking resources - his trotters can only work so fast and he dedicates his entire 140IQ to each stlaker child personally, should you be trying to engage while someone else is wrangling him, then you'll just receive a c+p.
 
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