Guys, I'm a fucking retard of a jew

[Brooke Shields]

Here I am, continuing a roller coaster park for 1038 years, wondering why when I force my park to get 3000 guests through paid advertisements and vouchers for free rides & food, eventually I come home from real life and see my park is once again at 1200 guests and my profits are a meager 2,000+ a month

Well, I randomly get the thought to lower all of my roller coasters $1 less than what they were, just to see what happens AND GUESS WHAT
BOOM, I have a steady stream of 4,000+ a month, 2k+ guests all steadily rotating ALL because they're not running out of money too quickly and thus needing to leave my park.


Can someone please tell me how ^that^ relates to the real world, cause I've already been basing my entire belief system about what I learn from the genius 32 bit Roller Coaster Tycoon game, and right now I'm too flabbergasted by my own greedy shortsighted stupidity to think of what this really means

 

[Meownaw]

WWAWD Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 being the greatest sim game of all time?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I was more of a Zoo Tycoon kinda guy.

WWAW trapping guests inside animal enclosures?

Good times.

 

[Meownaw]

This guy rules by da way

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This guy rules by da way

I like this guy.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

This guy rules by da way

His best work was when he created a hedge maze that would take millions of years for customers to solve:

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This guy rules by da way

Jesus, he has the worst Dutch/English accent i have ever heard, lol.

Edit: Watched a bit further, his accent is not as bad as i thought.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was more of a Zoo Tycoon kinda guy.

WWAW trapping guests inside animal enclosures?

Good times.

Removing the ladder in a pool in the Sims was a PFG bit back in the day.

 

[Meownaw]

Removing the ladder in a pool in the Sims was a PFG bit back in the day.

I was more of a put them in a locked room with an oven kind of guy but that's good too.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I was more of a Zoo Tycoon kinda guy.

WWAW trapping guests inside animal enclosures?

Good times.

I just booted up my game a month ago and have let it run

I have no idea what Maude did to make me do this to her 6 real years ago but she's been walking on this block of land for over a thousand years and I'm worried I'll be punished by our future AI for not putting an end to her suffering

at least she likes the scenery (I put a tree 3 blocks away and finally realized she existed)

 

[Meownaw]

Fuck you I'm about to reinstall it now.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I just booted up my game a month ago and have let it run

I have no idea what Maude did to make me do this to her 6 real years ago but she's been walking on this block of land for over a thousand years and I'm worried I'll be punished by our future AI for not putting an end to her suffering

at least she likes the scenery (I put a tree 3 blocks away and finally realized she existed)

How does it feel to be god?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I just booted up my game a month ago and have let it run

I have no idea what Maude did to make me do this to her 6 real years ago but she's been walking on this block of land for over a thousand years and I'm worried I'll be punished by our future AI for not putting an end to her suffering

at least she likes the scenery (I put a tree 3 blocks away and finally realized she existed)

You could take that launching rollercoaster and make the second half too short and it would just overshoot the track and blow up.

 

[PickleRickle]

I've been wanting to install this cocksucker for years. I think im doing it. You guys like all the same shit. Weirdo cunts.

 

[Meownaw]

Didn't even know this existed

OpenRCT2 OpenRCT2 project

OpenRCT2 is the open-source adaption of the classic hit RollerCoaster Tycoon 2. Including online multiplayer, fast-forwarding and numerous bug fixes.

openrct2.org

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Fuck you I'm about to reinstall it now.

I remember when i was a kid my brother, sister and i all got 20 minutes of computer time, and instead of looking up naked chicks on the internet i just played Zoo Tycoon and Rollercoaster Tycoon.

I was/am a little fruit.

 

[Meownaw]

I remember when i was a kid my brother, sister and i all got 20 minutes of computer time, and instead of looking up naked chicks on the internet i just played Zoo Tycoon and Rollercoaster Tycoon.

I was/am a little fruit.

Same here. It was that and Zoombinis.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Same here. It was that and Zoombinis.

I never played Zoombinis, i remember playing Rayman a shitload though.

 

[Milk74]

Jesus, you video game nerds are a different breed...

 

[PickleRickle]

Look at me go. Installing RCT2 right now. Fuck yeah.