Guys I really hate Patrick

[guest]

I am looking at the outcomes of secondary hypertension high blood pressure which is what he has and it's putting me in a good mood.

I'm going to enjoy what happens to him neckst.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/high-blood-pressure/symptoms-causes/syc-20373410[/URL]

 

[Meownaw]

Felony illegal diagnosis. Wait for the artery block.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Not only his health but his "career" has been suffering since he started his don Quixote esque battle against our figurative windmill.

He made very little money I'm sure but he used to be on tv and actually finish books. You think a dork obsessed with star trek would hear some Klingon or Vulcan shit about the dangers of anger and revenge and wake up.

 

[guest]

Not only his health but his "career" has been suffering since he started his don Quixote esque battle against our figurative windmill.

He made very little money I'm sure but he used to be on tv and actually finish books. You think a dork obsessed with star trek would hear some Klingon or Vulcan shit about the dangers of anger and revenge and wake up.

He has never watched Star Trek.

 

[Meownaw]

He has never watched Star Trek.

His blog posts beg to differ. Remember him claiming TNG made him tolerant or some other gay shit?

 

[guest]

His blog posts beg to differ. Remember him claiming TNG made him tolerant or some other gay shit?

I dont think ive read any of his blog posts except the robin williams one

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He also has the monkey pox, or at least that's what some anonymous tipster said in the contact forms of a bunch of Milwaukee health clinics today.

 

[Meownaw]

He also has the monkey pox, or at least that's what some anonymous tipster said in the contact forms of a bunch of Milwaukee health clinics today.

TYFYS

 

[Jenna]

At the Chicago con he's apparently giving a panel on the best television shows in the past year. The problem is he doesn't watch television. He just pretends to watch television to give himself "geek" cred. I suspect he's one of those types that'll put an episode on, and within 2 minutes he's staring at his phone for a half hour. Wait what happened? Who is that character?

I really think Doctor Who is the perfect show for him, because you can ignore the entire episode until the grand finale where the Doctor has some aggravating monologue. YOU DALEKS MADE ONE FATAL ERROR AND THAT IS TO NEVER GIVE THE DOCTOR TIME TO FIGURE OUT YOUR PLAN! Then pick up the cell phone and back to twitter.

 

[stealthygeek]

His blog posts beg to differ. Remember him claiming TNG made him tolerant or some other gay shit?

He claimed watching all the fucked up looking aliens on Star Trek prepared him to tolerate black people and faggots. Liberal Racism Pat is one of my personal favorites.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I wanted to kill him, but The Monster stepped in and said "back off, spade."

 

[NoBacon]

He also has the monkey pox, or at least that's what some anonymous tipster said in the contact forms of a bunch of Milwaukee health clinics today.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

Swatting is too easy. I want him to die a slow painful death. Alone and forgotten by those who knew him except for us. I might visit him on his death bed

 

[guest]

Swatting is too easy. I want him to die a slow painful death. Alone and forgotten by those who knew him except for us. I might visit him on his death bed

Pull out a plug that does nothing (just to scare him) and say "oopsie doodles".

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Swatting is too easy. I want him to die a slow painful death. Alone and forgotten by those who knew him except for us. I might visit him on his death bed

Imagine going to visit, them asking who you are, and them saying 'Patrick, hi, sorry to interrupt your sleep. Your old friend, Owen A. Forms, is here to see you! I'll leave you guys alone and be back to check on you soon.'

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Swatting is too easy. I want him to die a slow painful death. Alone and forgotten by those who knew him except for us. I might visit him on his death bed

No, atalker. I am not dying of multiple organ failure. These are merely more of your delusions, child. Wait for the knock. Quietly, child. Quietly is k--HURRKKKKGGhhhhhhh..... *bowels release*

 

[guest]

Imagine going to visit, them asking who you are, and them saying 'Patrick, hi, sorry to interrupt your sleep. Your old friend, Owen A. Forms, is here to see you! I'll leave you guys alone and be back to check on you soon.'

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I heard he laces his Mountain Dew with cat urine.

 

[VizioDash]

View attachment 61683

What kind of man eats himself to death? No man. No man at all. An obese little fata. What a reputation to leave behind. Is that how you want to be remembered? Last chance to look at me, Patrick.