Guess what billionaire genius I identify with more

[NoBacon]

Whenever my grandfather used to talk to his great grandkids about marvel movies he just referred to every single one as “the new Spider-Man movie” and had no desire to learn anything about them.

This is how I also view marvel, I haven’t ever intentionally watched a single marvel movie, I’ve seen some at the cinema with friends or with the kids, but that’s it. I have no idea why people still love them and get excited for them, it’s all the same shit.

It’s like when people try to sell them by saying things like “dude, the Batman isn’t like a Batman movie, it’s like a dark thriller” or whatever, but no, it’s Batman, it’s still a man dressing as a bat to fight a clown, I don’t care, I’m not watching it. If I wanted to watch a dark thriller I’d watch one that doesn’t have a man driving a bat shaped car.

ALLOW ME TO RETORT

 

[PogromStallone]

Whenever my grandfather used to talk to his great grandkids about marvel movies he just referred to every single one as “the new Spider-Man movie” and had no desire to learn anything about them.

This is how I also view marvel, I haven’t ever intentionally watched a single marvel movie, I’ve seen some at the cinema with friends or with the kids, but that’s it. I have no idea why people still love them and get excited for them, it’s all the same shit.

It’s like when people try to sell them by saying things like “dude, the Batman isn’t like a Batman movie, it’s like a dark thriller” or whatever, but no, it’s Batman, it’s still a man dressing as a bat to fight a clown, I don’t care, I’m not watching it. If I wanted to watch a dark thriller I’d watch one that doesn’t have a man driving a bat shaped car.

ALLOW ME TO RETORT

As someone that was big into comics before superhero movies became the cinema landscape I just think it's fun to see all these characters on the screen. Even though I think that none of the movies are actually great and that they all appeal to the common lowest denominator, I still get some enjoyment out of watching it.
Funnily enough, what's keeping them from being great is that they're so popular with retarded general audiences that don't actually give a shit about the comics and only watch them because it's the popular thing to do so they just lock down the most basic formula for the movies.

 

[The Greaseman]

Elon?

 

[EraGodless]

The incredible BULK

Deadbeatpool
Peter Porker
Michael Amorphous
Harvey Debt

 

[Sink Inspector]

I was expecting some bizarre tweets for PCJ's daughter's 11th birthday today, but "I'm like the billionaire genius from the cartoons!" is just too embarrassing even for Pat

jfc he really does not have a single friend that hints this is pathetic, doesn't he?

 

[EraGodless]

For a “writer” it’s clear he reads very few books. I doubt he hasn’t read an actual book in years.

I guess you've never heard of tsundoku, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid- I can't help you.

 

[Jenna]

Superheroes have hidden identities to protect their loved ones, idiot.



Take the first Spiderman. Green Goblin figures out Spiderman is Peter Parker, what does he do? Attack Aunt May, Peter's only family member.

Leave it to Fatrick Tomlinson to completely miss this point and instead fixate on his own narcissistic self. I'm gonna be a proud toxic cunt and I don't give a shit who else is affected by it!

 

[Will Tate]

Superheroes have hidden identities to protect their loved ones, idiot.



Take the first Spiderman. Green Goblin figures out Spiderman is Peter Parker, what does he do? Attack Aunt May, Peter's only family member.

Leave it to Fatrick Tomlinson to completely miss this point and instead fixate on his own narcissistic self. I'm gonna be a proud toxic cunt and I don't give a shit who else is affected by it!

Pat can't relate. If he were a superhero he'd shout it from the rooftops so everybody knew how special and important Mama Raven's boy really is, and since he has no one in his life he truly cares about besides himself, so any villain who wanted to strike at him through his loved ones would be shit out of luck.
Pat wins again.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Is he aware they aren’t real?

Not at all.

 

[NoBacon]

As someone that was big into comics before superhero movies became the cinema landscape I just think it's fun to see all these characters on the screen. Even though I think that none of the movies are actually great and that they all appeal to the common lowest denominator, I still get some enjoyment out of watching it.
Funnily enough, what's keeping them from being great is that they're so popular with retarded general audiences that don't actually give a shit about the comics and only watch them because it's the popular thing to do so they just lock down the most basic formula for the movies.

I’m not being a snob about it, I love warhammer 40k, I love lotr lore, I love a bunch of gay shit, I’m reading the novelisation about bioshock now and it’s great.

I’m not into marvel because I’m just not, and don’t look down on people who are, it’s just this bizarre idolisation of it, or pretending it’s something it isn’t. It’s just action / comedy movies.

Idk what my point is other than Eric Hildeman is fine with people being pedophiles.

 

[NoBacon]

Not at all.

He’s almost certainly excused his actions when beating his wife by comparing himself to Bruce Wayne, who he thinks is real.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Since pat didnt read the comics he doest know that Tony Stark was a self destructive drunk and an over eater.

 

[guest]

I'm confused, is he admitting he has nobody that loves him to protect and that's why he is more like the Kool Aid man?

 

[HeyItsVos]

I’m reading the novelisation about bioshock now and it’s great.

You read the prequel “Rapture”? I enjoyed it.

 

[NoBacon]

You read the prequel “Rapture”? I enjoyed it.

Yea that’s what I’m reading now. It’s good. It makes me think of faggot Dave smith and his libertarian nonsense.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[HeyItsVos]

Yea that’s what I’m reading now. It’s good. It makes me think of faggot Dave smith and his libertarian nonsense.

I enjoyed getting to view the city before it fell apart. Dave would probably have to volunteer as a splicing Guinea pig after his comedy couldn’t pay the bills. Andrew Ryan won’t suffer layabouts.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

“Cash me outside.” Does Rick now what year it is?

Isn't that a pedophile reference? If so, Fat is hitting all the stlaker's talking points.

 

[Harry Powell]

I enjoyed getting to view the city before it fell apart. Dave would probably have to volunteer as a splicing Guinea pig after his comedy couldn’t pay the bills. Andrew Ryan won’t suffer layabouts.

I loved all 3 games, but Columbia just felt so lifeless compared to rapture

 

[HeyItsVos]

I loved all 3 games, but Columbia just felt so lifeless compared to rapture

Totally agree. It’s a shame too because I was looking forward to that setting.