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Guardian angels

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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You ever think, fawk, someone's really looking out for me.

Like, you look at homeless people on the street, or Patrick Tomlinson, etc, and think... Nobody looking out for them.

But my life is pretty cruisy. People talk about how life is meant to be difficult and how this world is cruel, but except for

Holy fucking shit. I turned my head when I was typing that and some creepy short liberal looking bitch standing behind me in line was looking at what I was typing.

Embarassing. But fuck her. Fucking creepy cunt.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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But my life is pretty cruisy.
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Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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You ever think, fawk, someone's really looking out for me.

Like, you look at homeless people on the street, or Patrick Tomlinson, etc, and think... Nobody looking out for them.

But my life is pretty cruisy. People talk about how life is meant to be difficult and how this world is cruel, but except for

Holy fucking shit. I turned my head when I was typing that and some creepy short liberal looking bitch standing behind me in line was looking at what I was typing.

Embarassing. But fuck her. Fucking creepy cunt.
I hope your username was visible
 
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You ever think, fawk, someone's really looking out for me.

Like, you look at homeless people on the street, or Patrick Tomlinson, etc, and think... Nobody looking out for them.

But my life is pretty cruisy. People talk about how life is meant to be difficult and how this world is cruel, but except for

Holy fucking shit. I turned my head when I was typing that and some creepy short liberal looking bitch standing behind me in line was looking at what I was typing.

Embarassing. But fuck her. Fucking creepy cunt.
Consider yourself lucky you didn't have NIGGER HATE THREAD or nikocado's asshole on the screen.

I had a tough time trying to copy and paste a picture of Sue Lightning with his tiny pecker when I was at a restaurant once. but it needed to be done.
 

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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Consider yourself lucky you didn't have NIGGER HATE THREAD or nikocado's asshole on the screen.

I had a tough time trying to copy and paste a picture of Sue Lightning with his tiny pecker when I was at a restaurant once. but it needed to be done.
Once I once opened a thread, didn't view it coz I got distracted irl, looked back at my phone and it was a nikocado asshole. Lots of people were around me and would've saw it lol.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I know my Guardian Angel is out there. He's a 60 year old wop in a gay red beret, but he keeps my neighborhood safe from the moolies.

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