Greatest thing that's happen to you during sex

[Riccardo Bosi]

Probably me cumming at the end, it's happened every time and it's the best part.


...Um... I like rape or something?

 

[Sue Lightning]

I stuck a finger in this girls butt while fucking her and she said she liked it. So thats PFG.

 

[guest]

The best expirience i ever had was just walking into a bar for a MNF game. I was going to get one beer and leave, some sexy ass brazilian girl came and sat next to me. 2 hours later we went back to her place, she got nakes and said "put me however you want me"...still jerk off to this

I was kind of depressed after because i knew that was about as good/lucky as life will get for me

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Her falling asleep. I don't need someone watching me doing the nasty business.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I got to fuck a girl that was way out of my league once. Shit was so cash.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You cum every time? Prozac really motherfucked me.

 

[guest]

Honestly, impregnating a woman is pfg

 

[Voscabulary]

probably the first time I was ever deepthroated by a girl -- it's better than vaginal sex. there's just no going back after that

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

When I dated the Puerto Rican broad, she'd deep throat me and let me blast down her throat. Shit changed my life.

 

[guest]

she'd deep throat me

Is this actually Jim?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The one time I didn't cry until afterwards. My uncle said he was proud of me.

 

[BUBBLER]

The bull was encouraging and loving.

 

[guest]

Anytime they let you stick it in without having to hear the same fucking line.
Do you have a condom?

Regardless, I always hear the same fucking line 90 seconds later.
You came already?

Yes, stupid, why do you think I spent 20 minutes licking that deformed monstrosity beforehand?

 

[Imager]

I won powerball

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The bull was encouraging and loving.

I’ve never understood “prepping the bull.” Like this large “alpha male” type is going to be okay with a blinky eyed creep fondling him until he gets an erection?

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

They didn’t catch me when I worked at the preschool.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Honestly, impregnating a woman is pfg

PFG is thats your intention. Nothing worse than cumming in a woman (which i’ve done many times, child) and having to worry for the next month if you’re gonna be a daddy. Not worth it.

 

[Voscabulary]

PFG is thats your intention. Nothing worse than cumming in a woman (which i’ve done many times, child) and having to worry for the next month if you’re gonna be a daddy. Not worth it.

I remember having a pregnancy scare at the age of 14 with my first ever girlfriend. the indescribable relief I felt when she told me she had her period was better than the sex itself lol. that may very well be the most anxious time of my entire life

 

[TheNanaDook]

A chubby Jewish girl with massive tits deep throated me, THEN swallowed it down further to where her tongue hit my balls. I’ve been chasing the heroin high of that ever since.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’ve never understood “prepping the bull.” Like this large “alpha male” type is going to be okay with a blinky eyed creep fondling him until he gets an erection?

I always thought the bull was supposed to be a nigger and because niggers are gay they would be into being serviced by beta white guys.