Greatest SAMCRO/Jenkem lines in history

[UnPRePared]

Joe is a gift that keeps on stupidly, stupidly giving. He is the cow, with that massive field, and so much grass to eat... But damn it, he's going to eat it all.

Any line from the People's Court appearance could get a bigger laugh out of me than the newest Tom Segura special, but there's one simple line, a figurative punch line of the whole experience, that'll get me randomly laughing every time. To the point that Mal questions why she puts up with me. And it's simply this one - you know why he says it once you read it:

"... Thank you."

Steven Wright at his peak couldn't deliver a line that good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So, so, so, so, so you're saying SPEECH is RACISM?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“At a plastic bag convention…… or something…. I don’t know.”

“It’s actually AMAZEMENT at BEWILDERMENT”

“You’re lucky I’ve had a few Jameson’s or I wouldn’t even be talking to you.” Is probably my favorite. Right before he drives to a gig and the arrogance involved. You’re talking to a redditard like you’re letting a crazed fan talk to you. I suppose that’s accurate.

Honorable mention

The l33t hackzor cumia post where he tells other boomers “Don’t play ball and give those mongrel terrorists your money” or something like that. As if it’s not just retarded chinks and street shutters but instead a highly organized terror cell.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Oh man, so many memories and impossible to pick just one.

I think my favorite was his “oh you were finished” essay, when he wrote “provide your contact details” or some shit, it just made me laugh lol.

also his line about cashing in on residuals at the bank while laughing at us with H

and, of course, “I’m Anthony Cumia’s BROTHER, does anyone have something they want to say to ME?”

 

[Coonskin]

16 years old and I know dick about the internet

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I also will add “limey twunt”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"With WHOLE fatty mayo"

 

[Raymond]

"They've done nothing but giving me a problem."

 

[FLUUUID]

I cant remember the line exactly, but it was when he went on bended knees to the subredit talking about how he was 'coming to learn, with an open mind and an open heart' or something, when his gigs were really being fucked with.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I cant remember the line exactly, but it was when he went on bended knees to the subredit talking about how he was 'coming to learn, with an open mind and an open heart' or something, when his gigs were really being fucked with.

Fists unclenched? Cause my original username here was @hoovesunclenched

 

[IanHalperin]

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

Milla Jovovich and MEEEEEE...

 

[fusciasomething]

"Thanks for letting me up here with you guys (BOC), I won't let you down". I'm just hoping this happened

 

[FLUUUID]

Fists unclenched? Cause my original username here was @hoovesunclenched

Yeah something like that, it was as much the way that it was so pleading and pathetic, as how it was met by absolutely nothing but ridicule

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yeah something like that, it was as much the way that it was so pleading and pathetic, as how it was met by absolutely nothing but ridicule

It was after Fonner (RestInPower) brokered a deal with the retard boomer. JoeH thought he was the leader of the sub doxxed him and threatened to kill him. Then begged him to get the board to stop fucking with him. Truly hilarious JoeH moment.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Online Terrorists"

 

[FLUUUID]

Also its not exactly a JoeH line, but Judge Milian responding to his insistence that reddit was attacking his livelihood because he was ants brother with "that sounds a bit far-fetched"

 

[UnPRePared]

I also will add “limey twunt”

I don't even remember that one.

 

[guest]

I'll try to keep this brief.

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Libtards.

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

It was either 10's of thousands or tens of 1000's, either way he's fucking retarded

Also, SHES A SQUIRTER

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It was either 10's of thousands or tens of 1000's, either way he's fucking retarded

Also, SHES A SQUIRTER

That remind me of a great one too in JoeHs L33T cyber hacking techniques. The “after $200 geek squad dollars” is great.