Great day to fuck with Pat on Twitter

[Honey Badger]

He’s been prattling on about Kiwifarms all morning. He’s extra sensitive today— I think Obscura’s shout-out fried his brain.

As Boomia pointed out, he has to respond to the ones he missed

Always love to see the birth of a new Pat poster:

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Daily Blunders! That’s a good one

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Twitter?

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Him using "family" is so disingenuous. It's like saying "siblings" if you only have one sister.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"It is a cancer on society and it needs to be removed."

He speaks like a fucking Nazi. Like, an actual Nazi though, not just someone who doesn't think trannies should be legally allowed to rape kids.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat often only reads the headlines.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't see the obscura pod yet, did I miss something?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Dated 2 women and married both hahahahahaha

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Nothing on God's green Earth could promote the desire for Patrick to kill himself better than Patrick himself.

Ps. Add 'You are the filth' to the lexicon

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat is extra cranky because he’s not mentioned ONCE in that long boring Mother Jones article. He swatted himself all those times for nothing! Far Left Mother Jones doesn’t give a shit about some fat 42 year old white man crying about people laughing at him on a website with things he’s posted. He’s sharing it but can’t believe they didn’t mention him.

 

[wbgreen]

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We have a new Pat variety making an appearance: Grade 4 Pat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatscist Fatrick makes another appearance.

 

[The Greaseman]

Pat is extra cranky because he’s not mentioned ONCE in that long boring Mother Jones article. He swatted himself all those times for nothing! Far Left Mother Jones doesn’t give a shit about some fat 42 year old white man crying about people laughing at him on a website with things he’s posted. He’s sharing it but can’t believe they didn’t mention him.

Sorry Rick, you'll have to hack your wedding tackle off if you want attention. Might as well go for it, there isn't a whole lot to remove.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat is extra cranky because he’s not mentioned ONCE in that long boring Mother Jones article. He swatted himself all those times for nothing! Far Left Mother Jones doesn’t give a shit about some fat 42 year old white man crying about people laughing at him on a website with things he’s posted. He’s sharing it but can’t believe they didn’t mention him.

I'd bet they did talk to him but they smelled bullshit and passed on anything he said making him cranky

 

[guest]

Him using "family" is so disingenuous. It's like saying "siblings" if you only have one sister.

Family = the disinterested fat pig I married.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'd bet they did talk to him but they smelled bullshit and passed on anything he said making him cranky

One part mentions if you try explaining to people what it’s like to be a lolcow on KF and what they do it makes you sound like a “paranoid schizophrenic” to a normal person which means they 100% talked to Pat. He made zero sense with his “it’s only because I didn’t find Norm funny!” Yet that’s not even in the description of his page and is mocked for HIS OWN WORDS. Plus his constant “wrong felony criminal cyber stlaker, enjoy prison” spamming really doesn’t help his case. Mother Jones might be the only outlet that actually did some research on Pat and said “we can’t put this wacko in here, he will destroy any credibility”

 

[guest]

Me, waking up knowing that Patrick Tomlinson is going to be bullied today:

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I love when civilians get tired of his shit

 

[HotDogJoe]

Him using "family" is so disingenuous. It's like saying "siblings" if you only have one sister.

It really is. Anyone reading that would assume he was talking about kids and not just his ugly wife. Nobody refers to their wife as "my family", it's just your wife, stupid.

Fucking stupid pig.