You know he is heading to the bar to claim victim points. The brewers game starts in an hour. He is feeling like the Belle of the ball again. Better get drunk and talk tough about how you will save the day.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Got swated last night, better run to the bar and tell everyone
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Have a dozen drinks and drive home, Fat.
It would be hilarious if he gets pulled over and arrested for DUI. “Didn’t I tell YOUUUUU to never put me in cuffs again!?”
NEVER!
More like the Sow of the sty! Looschen up, folxsch! I eat the Wellington!
No child, I will not submit to a breathalyzer.
He definitely stole the daughter dodging bit.
"Mustve shrunk in the wash..."
Google says it’s a 12 minute walk from the hovel to Hooligans but he’s taking the Thai bike.
On one hoof a nigger was shot to death on the way there. On the other hoof it was done by him. It really is a tough one.
Fingers crossed for a matching forehead scar
Sometimes you wanna go where no one knows you’re poor and gay!
You are a uniformed stlaker, stlaker. Do not pull me over and arrest me again, stlaker.
Hey, don’t spray me with pepper spray, stlaker.
Ow, that fucking burns, stlaker.
Get your hands off me, stlaker.
Don’t throw ME to the ground, stlaker.
Get those handcuffs off me, stlaker.
Don’t throw me in the back of your car, stlaker.
Yes, I understand my rights, stlaker.
It’s practically around the corner from his house. The only reason for him to take a motorcycle there is to play the Torque Wheeler character.
I can't believe that telling strangers on twitter (which is exclusively for the mentally ill) to "shut.the.fuck.up" (best-selling author tier grammar) all day everyday could garner someone enemies capable of swatting.
It's actually very public-spirited of him to ride the bike to Hooligans, all the bar patrons can quickly exchange looks of panic then neck their drinks and leave when they hear him pull up.
Think his nasty hat is sitting on the bar or does he have it on backwards because he is in frat pat mode?