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Got something to brighten your day
- Thread starter ShutYourCakeHorn
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Wait a second, this didn't brighten my day at all!
Oh literal CruisinColin.
I just heard Jim and fake laughter.
I think I’m going to soak cigarettes in rat poison and pass em along to the homeless to feel better.
I think I’m going to soak cigarettes in rat poison and pass em along to the homeless to feel better.
Fat Jim after all that hard work he did is pretty hilarious tbh
How he failed both physically and in his career is actually more funny than his standup/radioshow.
That intro song is so incredibly faggoty. I didn't make it past the initial "Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy", but I'm very sure it doesn't get better from there.
It's great because it proves that he fucking hated every second of his faggy exercise regimen and homo diet, despite all his waffling on egg whites. It took him the first real excuse (COVID lockdowns) to drop all that shit, and he conveniently hasn't picked it back up even though restrictions are a thing of the past.
he should do some exercise instead of trying to survive on a egg white diet, such a faggot
Right. I lost 70lbs just by exercising and I cut nothing out of my diet just ate less of it. Fat people now disgust me.
The kinda song they would have mocked on jocktober
even Todd Pettengill would cringe at this intro
Todd Pettengill would shoehorn these two yucky faggots into a locker
Have you seen Jimmy's stand-up act recently? He just sort of riffs on news stories and mundane everyday things, then bombs, then tries to pretend the bombing is hilarious. I just saw a bit about him visiting the Smithsonian where he was whining about how shitty it was and you could see the pitiful desperation just oozing from him.
I used to be obese as shit and I lost the same amount you did just by jogging and cut every meal in half and stop snacking. There's no way that egg white shit can last, so retarded
Fatties are terrified of feeling hungry, like they'll die if they aren't fully satiated every time they eat. So they try these moronic fad diets, like eating "as many egg whites as you want", then they're baffled when it fails.
it may have worked if hes a busy person or a junkie that nod off all day, but hes none of these and theres like 20 hrs to kill everyday, and he spent none of those doing exercise. i dont even know what he does all day, he doesnt game, drink, watch tv or movies like nana does, and he certainly doesnt read or learn
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