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After three years of avoiding this crap it finally got me. Tots and pears, faggots.
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Thank you for your support, Abe. Loved ya in the Godfather and that Snickers commercial. God bless.Usually when I get a flu, I'm sick for 3 days. In the fall I had one for 2 weeks but never tested positive for covid. My ex had it at one point and I stayed with her at her place to look after her and I never got it. It could be because I'm a ghost, it could be because I'm a fucking God, I don't know. All I know is covid is afraid of me.
That Snickers commercial revolutionized the chocolate bar game and Super Bowl ads in general and I never got paid for it because Betty White is a lying cunt.Thank you for your support, Abe. Loved ya in the Godfather and that Snickers commercial. God bless.
Faggot.I'm vaxxed
That's why it's called corona. Duh.Get drunk. The booze kills it.
How can you be angry at women so sexy?Just build up more anger toward the Chinese.
Correct and agreed. Really early on in 2020 one of my best friends got it and died so I was pretty shaken up about it and wanted to get it over with.Faggot.
You didn't kill anyone. Old people die.I have had COVID at least twice. Very possibly had it in late 2019 too. Original strain imported from Italy direct. I was coughing for weeks. I got well. Then the footage from Italy came out and I looked at the photos of me at a family 80th birthday party and wondered who I killed I dare not ask my grandparents which of their friends died
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