Good-looking black cougar neighbor gave me some fresh-baked rolls this afternoon

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Came home early from a conference in the city today and ran into one of my neighbors, this pretty damn good looking black broad older than me (in her 40s). She’s one of those Howard University/Hilary Banks types with relaxed hair and a pretty rocking bod for an old gal since she has no children. She had made a big batch of Parker House rolls from scratch and offered some to me. I demurred with the old “hey if you’re offering”, so a few minutes later she knocked on my door and handed me half a dozen hot buttery rolls wrapped in wax paper. Anyway, long story short they were awesome but I ate three and tossed the rest before anybody around here started asking questions about mysterious baked goods the horny hot black lady around the way is delivering. Not good, man.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Right before your big Thanksgiving party? It seems like there's a nigger in the woodpile.

 

[BUBBLER]

Came home early from a conference in the city today and ran into one of my neighbors, this pretty damn good looking black broad older than me (in her 40s). She’s one of those Howard University/Hilary Banks types with relaxed hair and a pretty rocking bod for an old gal since she has no children. She had made a big batch of Parker House rolls from scratch and offered some to me. I demurred with the old “hey if you’re offering”, so a few minutes later she knocked on my door and handed me half a dozen hot buttery rolls wrapped in wax paper. Anyway, long story short they were awesome but I ate three and tossed the rest before anybody around here started asking questions about mysterious baked goods the horny hot black lady around the way is delivering. Not good, man.

Please tell me you're stroking your cock while fantasizing about licking her roast beef flaps?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Right before your big Thanksgiving party? It seems like there's a nigger in the woodpile.

They’re always making trouble!

Please tell me you're stroking your cock while fantasizing about licking her roast beef flaps?

Not at the moment, but I may schedule it for later

 

[Wa4892]

Came home early from a conference in the city today and ran into one of my neighbors, this pretty damn good looking black broad older than me (in her 40s). She’s one of those Howard University/Hilary Banks types with relaxed hair and a pretty rocking bod for an old gal since she has no children. She had made a big batch of Parker House rolls from scratch and offered some to me. I demurred with the old “hey if you’re offering”, so a few minutes later she knocked on my door and handed me half a dozen hot buttery rolls wrapped in wax paper. Anyway, long story short they were awesome but I ate three and tossed the rest before anybody around here started asking questions about mysterious baked goods the horny hot black lady around the way is delivering. Not good, man.

I am ordering you ....... Tomorrow, show up at her door with a bottle of wine. Doesn't have to be anything that expensive. Tell her her buns were perfect and you just wanted to say thanks.

You will either get fresh home made baked goods for as long as you live there, OR you will get fresh home made baked goods AND cougar pussy for as long as you live there.

It's all pink on the inside.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I am ordering you ....... Tomorrow, show up at her door with a bottle of wine. Doesn't have to be anything that expensive. Tell her her buns were perfect and you just wanted to say thanks.

You will either get fresh home made baked goods for as long as you live there, OR you will get fresh home made baked goods AND cougar pussy for as long as you live there.

It's all pink on the inside.

I have a feeling doing that would be a mere courtesy on my part if I wanted the pussy, this isn’t our first run-in. I have an annoying wife and two annoying young children though. So no hot black cougar pussy for me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have a feeling doing that would be a mere courtesy on my part if I wanted the pussy, this isn’t our first run-in. I have an annoying wife and two annoying young children though. So no hot black cougar pussy for me.

Pretty good goof if I did though

 

[Wa4892]

I have a feeling doing that would be a mere courtesy on my part if I wanted the pussy, this isn’t our first run-in. I have an annoying wife and two annoying young children though. So no hot black cougar pussy for me.

Oh jesus ...... Didn't know you were married. Please ignore order.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Sounds like Black Friday came a week early

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh jesus ...... Didn't know you were married. Please ignore order.

Believe me, I would if I could

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have a feeling doing that would be a mere courtesy on my part if I wanted the pussy, this isn’t our first run-in. I have an annoying wife and two annoying young children though. So no hot black cougar pussy for me.

I don't have an annoying wife or annoying children and by pure coincidence I don't have any nigger mommy pussy either.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't have an annoying wife or annoying children and by pure coincidence I don't have any nigger mommy pussy either.

I ain’t gonna lie, I’m very curious about this nigger mommy pussy tonight

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Don’t do it, Gaynuts

You’re being tested

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Don’t do it, Gaynuts

You’re being tested

I know, I won’t do anything. It’s just the scenario of me being a frustrated 30-something family man that’s vurry flattered by his horny neighbor making a pass posting anonymously on a gay faggot radio forum after a few road sodas. In short, “faggots”

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I know, I won’t do anything. It’s just the scenario of me being a frustrated 30-something family man that’s vurry flattered by his horny neighbor making a pass posting anonymously on a gay faggot radio forum after a few road sodas. In short, “faggots”

Also nice conference stupid, talk about faggots being let out in public

 

[BUBBLER]

I know, I won’t do anything. It’s just the scenario of me being a frustrated 30-something family man that’s vurry flattered by his horny neighbor making a pass posting anonymously on a gay faggot radio forum after a few road sodas. In short, “faggots”

Isn't your wife a minority? If true, you're allowed to fuck other women without repercussions...This is a fucking fact!



P.s.


Your minority chef wife has definitely cheated on you with a young ethnic dishwasher without guilt on the same grounds, so stop being a faggot and prepare yourself, because that black bitch is about to turn you inside out! Enjoy the ride you lace curtain hillbilly motherfucker!!!!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Isn't your wife a minority? If true, you're allowed to fuck other women without repercussions...This is a fucking fact!



P.s.


Your minority chef wife has definitely cheated on you with a young ethnic dishwasher without guilt on the same grounds, so stop being a faggot and prepare yourself, because that black bitch is about to turn you inside out! Enjoy the ride you lace curtain hillbilly motherfucker!!!!

No she’s Irish

 

[BUBBLER]

No she’s Irish

My point stands...

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My point stands...

I’m the minority unfortunately. Frybread munching injun

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I have an annoying wife and two annoying young children though. So no hot black cougar pussy for me.

It's not infidelity to cheat on your wife if the other woman is another race. Like, you're allowed to have sex with Asian women too. This of course does not apply to white women cheating with a black guy, because they're just whores.