Scene: Anthony Cumia's new home in South or North Carolina.
Characters:
Anthony Cumia, disgraced former radio host
Donald Trump, former president of the United States
Joe Cumia, Anthony's brother
FBI agents
Dialogue:
Anthony: Welcome back to the show, everyone. Today, we have a very special guest: Donald Trump. Mr. President, thank you for joining us.
Trump: It's my pleasure, Anthony.
Anthony: So, Mr. President, I wanted to talk to you about the recent allegations of election fraud. What do you think about them?
Trump: I think they're a disgrace. The election was stolen from me, and I'm going to do everything I can to get it back.
Anthony: That's serious. So, what are you going to do about it?
Trump: I'm not going to let them get away with it. I'm going to fight back, and I'm going to win.
Anthony: I'm sure you will, Mr. President.
**(Suddenly, Trump notices water dripping from one of the electric sockets in the studio.)
Trump: What's that?
Anthony: Oh, that's nothing. Just a little water.
Trump: It doesn't look like nothing to me.
**(The interview continues, but Trump is clearly distracted by the water leak. He keeps glancing at it, and he seems to be getting more and more anxious.)
**(Just then, Joe Cumia walks in.)
Joe: Hey Anthony, I got something for you.
Anthony: What is it?
Joe: It's three packs of collectible Trump-playing cards. I thought you might want to have them signed by the president.
Trump: Sure, I'd be happy to sign them.
**(Trump signs the cards.)
Joe: Thanks, Mr. President. I'm going to sell these for a profit.
Trump: That's a good idea.
**(Joe leaves.)
**(Suddenly, the FBI agents burst into the studio.)
FBI Agent 1: We have a warrant for your hard drives, Mr. Cumia.
Anthony: What? Why?
FBI Agent 2: We believe they contain evidence of a crime.
Anthony: What crime?
FBI Agent 1: We can't say. But we have a warrant, and we're taking them.
**(The FBI agents start to confiscate Anthony's hard drives.)
Anthony: This is outrageous! You can't do this!
Trump: I'll see you in court, Anthony.
**(The FBI agents leave with the hard drives.)
**(Trump is still distracted by the water leak. He keeps fidgeting in his seat.)
Anthony: It's just a leak. I'll get it fixed.
Trump: I hope so. I don't want to get electrocuted.
Anthony: (nervously) Me neither.
**(The interview ends with Anthony and Trump looking at each other in confusion. The water leak is still dripping, and Joe Cumia is standing in the doorway, holding the signed Trump-playing cards.)
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