Go to Mass but Skip a Funeral?

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You don't understand. She's allowed to be a piece of shit because she goes to mass and confesses.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Wasn’t she up playing games with her crypt keeper last night till like 2am?

 

[CumSlurper9000]

Wasn’t she up playing games with her crypt keeper last night till like 2am?

By “playing games” you mean completely taking over the stream and making it about her.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Wasn’t she up playing games with her crypt keeper last night till like 2am?

Later even. The stream is nearly six fucking hours long and skimming through it, it looks like Missy was there until the end. They were both playing until like 3:30 in the fucking morning.

If Missy actually went to Mass, she would've had like 4.5 hours of sleep, since she'd still need to freshen up and drive over there. No breakfast either, as you're not supposed to eat before Mass. So she either went to church hungover, groggy and raspy-voiced, or more likely she didn't fucking go at all.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You don't understand. She's allowed to be a piece of shit because she goes to mass and confesses.

OOOhhh Alright. I made a mistake.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Later even. The stream is nearly six fucking hours long and skimming through it, it looks like Missy was there until the end. They were both playing until like 3:30 in the fucking morning.

If Missy actually went to Mass, she would've had like 4.5 hours of sleep, since she'd still need to freshen up and drive over there. No breakfast either, as you're not supposed to eat before Mass. So she either went to church hungover, groggy and raspy-voiced, or more likely she didn't fucking go at all.

I was raised Catholic. Where in the rule book does it say you can't eat before Mass?

 

[Chive Turkey]

I was raised Catholic. Where in the rule book does it say you can't eat before Mass?

Code of Canon Law - Book IV - Function of the Church Liber (Cann. 879-958)

Code of Canon Law - Book IV - Function of the Church Liber - IV. De Ecclesiae munere sanctificandi (Cann. 879-958)

www.vatican.va

Can. 919 §1. A person who is to receive the Most Holy Eucharist is to abstain for at least one hour before holy communion from any food and drink, except for only water and medicine.

 

[Chive Turkey]

There's a reason it's called 'breakfast'.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Code of Canon Law - Book IV - Function of the Church Liber (Cann. 879-958)

Code of Canon Law - Book IV - Function of the Church Liber - IV. De Ecclesiae munere sanctificandi (Cann. 879-958)

www.vatican.va

Maybe in the 1950s faggot.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

In all seriousness couldn't they some cheese wiz on that cracker? Give it a little flavor. Ill be here in the 80's all week

 

[LiberalPussy]

In all seriousness couldn't they some cheese wiz on that cracker? Give it a little flavor. Ill be here in the 80's all week

Maybe a little franks hot sauce for a bit of heat? lil bit lil bit.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Maybe a little franks hot sauce for a bit of heat? lil bit lil bit.

I put franks buffalo in my popcorn seasoning

 

[Chive Turkey]

Maybe in the 1950s faggot.

If you weren't a bigger faggot yourself you'd point out that communion doesn't take place well until nearly an hour into the service, so it's a pretty immaterial rule for most church-goers even if they want to Technicality Tomlinson it. Except in the scenario where you're a fake tradcath larper who spends all night drinking and probably should stuff a bacon egg cheese roll into her mouth while rushing to church if she doesn't want to vomit over the pew, which was kinda the fucking point of me bringing it up.

In any case, I'm pretty sure it's still customary not to eat anything or much at all Sunday morning in most Catholic and ex-Catholic countries and you have a big lunch or dinner after service. I've never heard of a family eating a hearty breakfast before putting on their Sunday best. It doesn't seem very logical or practical.

 

[BUBBLER]

Later even. The stream is nearly six fucking hours long and skimming through it, it looks like Missy was there until the end. They were both playing until like 3:30 in the fucking morning.

If Missy actually went to Mass, she would've had like 4.5 hours of sleep, since she'd still need to freshen up and drive over there. No breakfast either, as you're not supposed to eat before Mass. So she either went to church hungover, groggy and raspy-voiced, or more likely she didn't fucking go at all.

This is definitely a scheduled tweet

Bitch is still rolling around in bed

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

If you weren't a bigger faggot yourself you'd point out that communion doesn't take place well until nearly an hour into the service, so it's a pretty immaterial rule for most church-goers even if they want to Technicality Tomlinson it. Except in the scenario where you're a fake tradcath larper who spends all night drinking and probably should stuff a bacon egg cheese roll into her mouth while rushing to church if she doesn't want to vomit over the pew, which was kinda the fucking point of me bringing it up.

In any case, I'm pretty sure it's still customary not to eat anything or much at all Sunday morning in most Catholic and ex-Catholic countries and you have a big lunch or dinner after service. I've never heard of a family eating a hearty breakfast before putting on their Sunday best. It doesn't seem very logical or practical.

First off, no one is putting in their "Sunday Best" to go to Church any longer. Think hoodies, sweats and Ugg slippers. Secondly, mass is only an hour so I don't know how communion would be an hour into the service. A big feast after mass might have been going on in the 50s but these days, that would be happening at a Baptist service with the type of people Nana doesn't like.

 

[Chive Turkey]

First off, no one is putting in their "Sunday Best" to go to Church any longer. Think hoodies, sweats and Ugg slippers.

I wasn't terribly serious with that line but people either wear their regular clothes or dress up a bit, especially the older folks who make up the majority of the congregation in most parishes. I saw the livestream of Missy's church back in the summer and more people seemed to be wearing button shirts and sundresses than not.

Secondly, mass is only an hour so I don't know how communion would be an hour into the service.

Nearly an hour, silly.

A big feast after mass might have been going on in the 50s but these days, that would be happening at a Baptist service with the type of people Nana doesn't like.

I had to look up what this even is. A communal dinner at church every Sunday? I don't think that's ever been a Catholic thing. I'm talking about going back home and having a larger than normal meal with family. You know, because you just came back from church and you haven't had a proper breakfast.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I wasn't terribly serious with that line but people either wear their regular clothes or dress up a bit, especially the older folks who make up the majority of the congregation in most parishes. I saw the livestream of Missy's church back in the summer and more people seemed to be wearing button shirts and sundresses than not.


Nearly an hour, silly.


I had to look up what this even is. A communal dinner at church every Sunday? I don't think that's ever been a Catholic thing. I'm talking about going back home and having a larger than normal meal with family. You know, because you just came back from church and you haven't had a proper breakfast.

Missy's Church is in the South. I live in the Northeast. The South is decades behind the Northern States (see racism). I get that those bumpkins might still be dressing up for church.

As far as this family meal after church thing... I don't even recall this in the 70s. Sometimes, the church had donuts and coffee after mass. That's it. Families going out to a diner or something after mass? I would say that's rare.

 

[Chive Turkey]

As far as this family meal after church thing... I don't even recall this in the 70s. Sometimes, the church had donuts and coffee after mass. That's it. Families going out to a diner or something after mass? I would say that's rare.

That's peculiar, I'd say it's universally common on the other side of the Atlantic. I expected the micks and dagos at least to continue the tradition a bit. Aren't Sunday sauce and Sunday roasts a thing?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

That's peculiar, I'd say it's universally common on the other side of the Atlantic. I expected the micks and dagos at least to continue the tradition a bit. Aren't Sunday sauce and Sunday roasts a thing?

No idea what those are...