Go back to your squad right now look up this address

[Porkys]

Nice police investigation stupid. MPD walking 4 miles of freeway searching for spent ammo in your hood. You're a fat burden to them. BTW you put on some weight.

 

[Stent]

IT'S IN YOUR NOTES! LOOK IT UP!

 

[guest]

[SIZE=22px]#DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA[/SIZE]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

#DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA

That line fucking killed me. Feels so good knowing his life is crumbling down around him

 

[Meownaw]

Screaming then imediatley being calm and saying it's a duplex is not the reaction of a stable pig.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m not a doctor or anything, but the recording I heard from this incident would lead me to believe this person was psychotic and should be given 72 hour involuntary psych evaluation, child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

That line fucking killed me. Feels so good knowing his life is crumbling down around him

All he wants is someone to care and the problem with that sweetie is nobody does.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Screaming then imediatley being calm and saying it's a duplex is not the reaction of a stable pig.

He finally realized that he indeed lived in half a house

 

[JebJoh]

All he wants is someone to care and the problem with that sweetie is nobody does.

His fellow gen conners seem to feign caring quite a bit when they aren't panicking over the imaginary attack on their gamer convention. Somewhere there is a guy who laid out 6 figures to run this whole stupid thing finding out that Pat cost him any chance he may have had to profit from it

 

[FurBurger]

#DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA

#NO

#AND WE DON'T CARE, EITHER; WE'RE COPS NOT BABYSITTERS

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Screaming then imediatley being calm and saying it's a duplex is not the reaction of a stable pig.

I remember spaz kids in school that would actually make weird little comedic breaks like that while raging out. It was disturbing

 

[NoBacon]

YEAH IT’S A DUPLEX

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'm perplexed. All patrol vehicles should have laptops mounted in them, thus eliminating the need to go back to "the squad." And in 21 years on the job, the number of times I've referred to the precinct as a squad is exactly zero.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I remember spaz kids in school that would actually make weird little comedic breaks like that while raging out. It was disturbing

Yes it’s called autism. I’ve been trying to tell you guys…… for 3 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!!!!

 

[New Name]

I'm perplexed. All patrol vehicles should have laptops mounted in them, thus eliminating the need to go back to "the squad." And in 21 years on the job, the number of times I've referred to the precinct as a squad is exactly zero.

Who calls a squad car a patrol vehicle?

 

[stealthygeek]

I'm perplexed. All patrol vehicles should have laptops mounted in them, thus eliminating the need to go back to "the squad." And in 21 years on the job, the number of times I've referred to the precinct as a squad is exactly zero.

I think he meant to say squad car but he was flustered and fucked it up. Much like when he got his own name wrong in court. This pig's just not great at thinking on his trotters.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Who calls a squad car a patrol vehicle?

I'm dumbing it down for the retards here.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I'm perplexed.

duplexed

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

duplexed

That's outstanding. Felonious rib damage over here.

 

[guest]

I'm perplexed. All patrol vehicles should have laptops mounted in them, thus eliminating the need to go back to "the squad." And in 21 years on the job, the number of times I've referred to the precinct as a squad is exactly zero.

How wasnt he taken to mental hospital after his pepperoni speech?