Getting Cucked by Another Woman

[The Real Ray WiIson]

My ultra liberal, bipolar (shocking!) neighbor just got left by his wife for a butch lesbian. He has a 3.5 year old and 6 month old with his soon-to-be ex. To top it off, the butch lesbian was their friend for years. Not sure if she was just lezzing around during the friendship behind his back or if they had a gross triangle going on.

Anyways, I guess it made me wonder if getting cucked by a Snyder or a butch lesbo would be worse. I feel like with the lesbo you can just be like "She wants gash. I can't provide that so whatever."

 

[More Worser]

Maybe what she wanted wasn’t the gash, but was a bad haircut, wallet chain, and untucked plaid shirts — all things your neighbor could have provided.

 

[More Worser]

Imagine being so un-masculine that your wife gets the masculinity she needs, from a woman.

 

[The Real Ray WiIson]

Maybe what she wanted wasn’t the gash, but was a bad haircut, wallet chain, and untucked plaid shirts — all things your neighbor could have provided.

It's shocking how closely you described her.

 

[guest]

Do dykes even count as women?

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Maybe what she wanted wasn’t the gash, but was a bad haircut, wallet chain, and untucked plaid shirts — all things your neighbor could have provided.

Bad hair and untucked shirts you say?

 

[guest]

Wife must be odd...

 

[EraGodless]

My ultra liberal, bipolar (shocking!) neighbor just got left by his wife for a butch lesbian. He has a 3.5 year old and 6 month old with his soon-to-be ex. To top it off, the butch lesbian was their friend for years. Not sure if she was just lezzing around during the friendship behind his back or if they had a gross triangle going on.

Anyways, I guess it made me wonder if getting cucked by a Snyder or a butch lesbo would be worse. I feel like with the lesbo you can just be like "She wants gash. I can't provide that so whatever."

Is your neighbor Ross Geller?

 

[guest]

Lesbians aren't a real thing. There's just manly chick's who wish they had cocks and dumb girls who get tricked.

The girls who want to be man (strap on wearers) still show their womanly traits within the confindes of a relationship. They are more caring, attentive, and gentle then men and they are ULTRA jealous. The unsuspecting women who would normally like men is attracted to these traits.

They are sent over the top by their incessant desire and drive to behave, dress, and act like a man. This is winning them increasingly more women because today's average American man is a fat, gay Joe DeRosa. They'd rather jerk off and play XBox while Bertha takes her bitch to show off at the race track.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

The girls who want to be man (strap on wearers) still show their womanly traits within the confindes of a relationship.

Nice "confines," stupid.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I've always wanted to fist fight a bull dyke over a girl or something. I wouldn't even feel bad. I don't like how they glower at you like they're really going to throw down.

 

[The Real Ray WiIson]

Wife must be odd...

Definitely knowing what I know now but between the two of them she seemed extremely normal.

 

[The Real Ray WiIson]

Lesbians aren't a real thing. There's just manly chick's who wish they had cocks and dumb girls who get tricked.

The girls who want to be man (strap on wearers) still show their womanly traits within the confindes of a relationship. They are more caring, attentive, and gentle then men and they are ULTRA jealous. The unsuspecting women who would normally like men is attracted to these traits.

They are sent over the top by their incessant desire and drive to behave, dress, and act like a man. This is winning them increasingly more women because today's average American man is a fat, gay Joe DeRosa. They'd rather jerk off and play XBox while Bertha takes her bitch to show off at the race track.

If this chick got two buttons to choose from at the time of birth, I think she'd hit the 'penis' button. There is nothing feminine about her at all. She's kind of like a whiny, dweeby nerd guy.

 

[Feltch My Ass]