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[Ashamed]

I own a dirty ass broken meat thermometer that doesn’t work, yet I still use it every time I cook meat.

 

[Gutter Goon]

Is this ownership of a broken meat thermometer a defining feature of your life?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Is it also your rectal thermometer?

 

[Ashamed]

Is this ownership of a broken meat thermometer a defining feature of your life?

This shouldn’t be a thought provoking question, but it is…

Bruh…

 

[Gutter Goon]

Thermometer to cook small pieces of meat - paranoid
Unclean tool that sees regular use - lazy
Continuing to extract usefulness from a degrading tool - cheap or only cares about function.

Maybe you keep the thermometer because you're autistic and can't bear to part with it. The food won't be "cooked right" unless you stick the thermometer in it regardless of it it's working or not.

 

[Ashamed]

Thermometer to cook small pieces of meat - paranoid
Unclean tool that sees regular use - lazy
Continuing to extract usefulness from a degrading tool - cheap or only cares about function.

Maybe you keep the thermometer because you're autistic and can't bear to part with it. The food won't be "cooked right" unless you stick the thermometer in it regardless of it it's working or not.

I’m not paranoid, I’m just a fan of perfectly cooked meat. Just 5 degrees difference can drastically change the taste and texture.

As for everything else…

 

[Gutter Goon]

I’m not paranoid, I’m just a fan of perfectly cooked meat.

I can't read the thermometer but it looks like it's in the meat and still reading the lowest temperature. Which would mean it's broken like you said in the title of the thread. So using it would not help you guage temperature at all. You just can't help yourself from eating meat that has been poked with any thermometer other than this one. That's some level of autism or compulsion. You're sick you should be in the hospital getting a lobotomy.