Get ready to see this "beast of a kit" for the next decade

It's for ages 10 and up and a level 2 (out of 5) model, so he's gonna be super proud of this one. Fucking fat retard. What a great way to spend your 4th.


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ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
From the ModelFags Con 2031 post-event newsletter

"...days before his death from complications due to obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, and abject poverty, Patrick "Pig Tits" Tomlinson won the coveted, Silver Ribbon, for his Klingon Warship model. This prestigious award is given out to every entrant whose work ranges from "acceptable" to, "just okay." When reached for comment about the passing of Tomlinson, alleged long-time friend, Blappy, stated, "Who?"
 
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