Imagine being autistic enough to field your first team again a non league side during a pre season friendly. Very disrespectful.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
German autism.
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Imagine being autistic enough to field your first team again a non league side during a pre season friendly. Very disrespectful.
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When I drove a Volkswagen I had to find a fault in 27 feet of autistic wiring and had to remove then re-rivet the inner door panel back into place to fix a broken plastic window clip. Fuck Germany
Do Europeans really make good shit? I swear if something is from France or Italy it's guarantee to be slob garbage, I'd rather it's made in China
I thought this would be a thread with some guy saying "Ummm actually per my calculations the final number was actually 5,788,333 "
Depends. Germans tend to be good engineers but when it comes to cars they are autistic as fuck as they are with pretty much everything. They will make a good car, but it will be a nightmare to fix if it ever fucks up. Germans are weird people in general, they value minimalism and "efficiency" but will also go nuts and make some complicated dwarfish contraptions.
The Italians value aesthetics over everything else. They value beauty over performance, their cars look nice but drive like shit... the clothes are good though, they use the best materials/fabrics but they are overpriced.
The French are lazy bastards who seem to only bother making good wine & cheese.
I don't speak paris talk.
If I was on the amateur team I would've slide tackled their best player and injured him for the rest of the season. They lose a multi-million dollar investment while I get a red card and keep my job at Panera.
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Germans are great toolmakers but are basically autistic rubes.
Never saw a well dressed german, aside from those annoying tourists in the forties. On the côte d'Azur, you can spot them a mile away, sunburnt red, wearing wifebeaters, flip flops with white socks and swimming with their towels. The Dutch aren't that much better but their women are easy.
Seriously. When it's 4-0 after the first 12 minutes it's just a dick move to keep up the pressure
I was recently in the Balearics, and, yes, they dress comically shitty. I know Americans get a lot of shit for the shorts, running shoes and NFL gear overseas but the Germans aren't any better.
WWAWD Capris and sandals/hiking footwear? I actually noticed a lot were tan as fuck, though -- I think they hit the tanning beds before going to hot places