George Lopez fucking stinks

[Cuphead]

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Whatsamatta? You don't like loud jabbering spic caricatures on your TV?

Another thing I hate is when spics mix in Spanish while they're talking, as if it spices up the conversation. Shut the fuck up. This is America.

 

[LingerLonger]

Lopez is unfunny on stage but his all time hilarious joke was in his personal life. He had kidney failure and needed a new kidney. So he begged his wife to donate hers. She did. Then he used his new years and life to bang other women and divorce her.

 

[The Arm]

Beaners generally do have an unpleasant odor to them.

 

[Sue2]

Lopez is unfunny on stage but his all time hilarious joke was in his personal life. He had kidney failure and needed a new kidney. So he begged his wife to donate hers. She did. Then he used his new years and life to bang other women and divorce her.

He also supposedly beat the shit out of Carlos Mencia over a joke he stole so he’s PFG in my book.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Beaners generally do have an unpleasant odor to them.

I can attest to this. A kid in my school, Jose Rodriguez, smelled horrible 24/7. His whole family did, but his stench was the worst, and he was a numbskull on top of everything. So one day a friend of mine pissed into a spray bottle and me and the rest of my friends presented it to him as cologne. I think it goes without saying thar he smelled like stale piss for the first few days of summer school.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My wife hates this guy and gets irrationally angry when he's on the TV

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Lopez is unfunny on stage but his all time hilarious joke was in his personal life. He had kidney failure and needed a new kidney. So he begged his wife to donate hers. She did. Then he used his new years and life to bang other women and divorce her.

Real ass dude.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

My wife hates this guy and gets irrationally angry when he's on the TV

Your wife sounds totally rational in that situation.

 

[Dog Eater]

Lopez is a supporter of Israel.[35] In October 2023, he signed an open letter supporting Israel during the Israel–Hamas war.[36]

 

[Cuphead]

I can attest to this. A kid in my school, Jose Rodriguez, smelled horrible 24/7. His whole family did, but his stench was the worst, and he was a numbskull on top of everything. So one day a friend of mine pissed into a spray bottle and me and the rest of my friends presented it to him as cologne. I think it goes without saying thar he smelled like stale piss for the first few days of summer school.

We had a beaner in my 5th grade class who smelled so bad his smell stenced onto his desk

 

[RoTheHo69]

Jose Rodriguez

Sounds familiar.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

What white man even thinks of someone like George fucking Lopez? Seriously op, why would you waste your time thinking of this man unless you’re a spic?

 

[Build Black Better]

He looks as shitty as he smells

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

Love his views race mixing

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Love his views race mixing

Imagine telling your teen daughter that all black guys have big cocks and that she’s fertile as hell…Cherry on top…Let’s look at your own people and despise them to such a degree that you acquiescence and cuck clap at the idea of her being with niggers….Spic bro’s, NIGGERS, am I right?

 

[PogromStallone]

I liked his old sitcom. When he had a talkshow, he had a segment where guests took a DNA test and he would tell them what their heritage was. Jessica Alba was on and was apparently much more European than she thought and had a freak out.

 

[aRTie02150]

He's the reddest brown guy I've ever seen.

High Blood Pressure?

 

[wbgreen]

Funniest thing I heard from him was way back when Linda Ronstadt announced she was Hispanic and recorded Spanish language albums. Lopez said that was great, but she could have done that before she got fat.

 

[HotAnus]

George Lopeeeeeeyyy and Carlito Mencia should have to fight to the death. The winner gets awarded an execution.