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General Fatton rears his fat head

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
this dunce never saw a piece of Jewkraine propaganda that he didn't thoughtlessly devour and repeat, as if it was his own original thought.

wonder why it took ten months for the Ukrainian war machine to allegedly pull this off. if one word of this was true, why wait so long to prove it? oh yeah because it's ZOG bullshit

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He keeps saying "we" does he have a Ukrainian mouse in his pocket?
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
I am by no means a defender of Russia and Putin, however these bloodthirsty leftists either are ignoring the fact that there really are Ukrainian neo Nazi soldiers in combat here. Or really believe it's just Russian propaganda. Not only that, but most Ukrainians (except the Jews) are Orthodox, they don't look upon fags and trannies as how Americans think they should. He'd be in for a real surprise if General Fatton actually spoke to some ground troops
 

Jesse Ventura

Access to the debates
Anybody who isn’t in the military or doesn't have children in the military should shut the fuck up about wanting a war. You have no skin in the game.

Most soldiers do not want a war. Most people who have seen war themselves don’t want to see another.

This fat fucking retard. He might as well be holding a phoney vial of anthrax while arguing for a war in Iraq. He is legitimately the exact same as Bush-era Republican faggots yee-hawing about getting Saddam when he had nothing to do with Sept 11th.

He is the worst person on the planet and the world would be a better place without him.
 

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
Worth every second to be presented with a slick reminder of Fat's nightmarish metamorphosis.
I’d been working on it since this but it changed a bit to fit.

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My fantasy is Fatty volunteers for some Tranny/Antifa/Comic Nerd group that decides they want to LARP soldier in Ukraine. After some laughable “training” that looks like a GenCon convention in the woods, this clownshow is sent to Ukraine whereupon after only a couple of hours, they are alll surrounded and caputured by a grizzled platoon of Spetsnaz. Most nerds pee their pants and begin weeping and crying for mommy and daddy. At this point, Fatty starts autistically screaming at the Spetsnaz like they are the MPD. Fatty is then brutally kicked to the ground and savagely beaten with the butts of SV-98 bolt actions. Fatty and the rest of his nerd unit are found several months later in a muddy marsh. Most of the remains of their corpses have been devoured by wild dogs.
 
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I am by no means a defender of Russia and Putin, however these bloodthirsty leftists either are ignoring the fact that there really are Ukrainian neo Nazi soldiers in combat here. Or really believe it's just Russian propaganda. Not only that, but most Ukrainians (except the Jews) are Orthodox, they don't look upon fags and trannies as how Americans think they should. He'd be in for a real surprise if General Fatton actually spoke to some ground troops
Fuck it, I’m no Russia lover but Ukraine has been causing them border misery for years. Good for fucking Putin for hitting those cunts. He should flatten that hell hole. If our representatives cared about our own population and border the same way, Mexico would have had its ass handed to it years ago. YOU clean up your mess or we will. But no, none of our politicians actually care because they aren’t effected by it and can just take our tax revenue to pay for bullshit. Forget the crowded emergency rooms and ruined schools and crime. Their gated communities aren’t dealing with it so no one bothers to do a damn thing.

Democrats need their illegal votes and Republicans need cheap labor for their pals. Thanks guys!
 
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