Geez Rick

[turdcutter]

 

[Meownaw]

I hope he wins now.

 

[Niki]

people who still engage in politics are the wettest of wetbrains i cant stand it

 

[guest]

WWAW electing officials based on their competence and not merely on their charm?

 

[Phish]

Ive taken chicken salad shits with more credibility than Biden. He ROIPED Tara Reid. And his son smoked crack and fucked his niece on film. De Santis is probably just a big of a piece of shit coprophile like Opie and Fatrick himself.

 

[Turd]

In his head he thinks he’s talking to over 50,000 people and thinks it’s ok to describe his bowel movements, what a weird dude.

 

[guest]

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What a gross poorly raised dolt. Those poor sandwiches.

 

[SFWA liaison]

what a gross rube

 

[Brooke Shields]

I've taken mystery meal shits that've improved Pat's books

 

[Phish]

I've taken mystery meal shits that've improved Pat's books

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Which one of you fucking animals shit on your own floor for da bit? Part of me wants to tip my fedora to you, the other half wants to bash your head in with a ball peen hammer. Either way, HAH! Ho Lee Shiit!

 

[Niki]

Which one of you fucking animals shit on your own floor for da bit? Part of me wants to tip my fedora to you, the other half wants to bash your head in with a ball peen hammer. Either way, HAH! Ho Lee Shiit!

i mean you could just fish a shit out with paper and plop it on its not that sketch

 

[Brooke Shields]

Which one of you fucking animals shit on your own floor for da bit?

He just opened the book and squatted over it, it wasn't precise but books are kinda big.
Why else would that nice Dairy Queen finishing swirl be hanging over the edge?

i mean you could just fish a shit out with paper and plop it on its not that sketch

I don't know why people keep on thinking he did that rather than just shit on it, it'd be more effort and grosser to fish out a shit

 

[guest]

Yeah I could shit on a book if I put my mind to it.

 

[Jizz]

Yeah I could shit on a book if I put my mind to it.

Droppin hammers all day long!

 

[Phish]

Yeah I could shit on a book if I put my mind to it.

I shit on a picnic table during our “CKY” phase as kids and my buddy stuck an m80 in it and blew it up. :/ lets just keep this between us bro

 

[Jenna]

I've taken mystery meal shits that've improved Pat's books

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Even the shit can't distract me from "are you out of your shell?" I love when he takes a common idiom and makes it sci-fi! Especially when it makes zero sense because aliens still have minds.

Take the sloppiest diarrhea shit you can manage on any page of his novels. I'll still find a sentence that bugs me.

 

[turdcutter]

I've taken mystery meal shits that've improved Pat's books

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This was RobertMewler's work if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has flipped his switch to shill for the election already. Back to all those political posts that he loves so much.

 

[guest]

This was RobertMewler's work if I'm not mistaken.

I thought it looked pretty feminine.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

WWAW electing officials based on their competence and not merely on their charm?

This is America, son. What are you talking about?