Gaston is so cool

[Mc.Faggot]

I wish I was Gaston

 

[wbgreen]

I love that Gaston has a goofy little midget that follows him around and is clearly gay for him. Gaston isn't threatened by this; he is secure in his heterosexuality.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I love that Gaston has a goofy little midget that follows him around and is clearly gay for him. Gaston isn't threatened by this; he is secure in his heterosexuality.

This is how Patrick sees himself and Penny Eater.

 

[CuckQueen]

"No oooone fucks like Gaston, in a fuckin' match no one hits the back walls like Gaston."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish I was Gaston

i remember watching this as a kid and thinking he was a fucking chad. My parents chuckled "oh child.." what am I supposed to be some creep skulking in a haunted castle with a bunch of weeb appliances?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"No oooone fucks like Gaston, in a fuckin' match no one hits the back walls like Gaston."

Pringle Can Gaston

I love that Gaston has a goofy little midget that follows him around and is clearly gay for him. Gaston isn't threatened by this; he is secure in his heterosexuality.

It's like Joe Rogan simping for Jocko

 

[guest]

They had a homosexual playing him in the recent live-action version and really laid on thick the gay love his midget lackie had for him. Also, for some (((reason))), an 18th century French village was filled with blacks.

 

[analeggsalad]

"No oooone fucks like Gaston, in a fuckin' match no one hits the back walls like Gaston."

reminds me of

"Mr Gorbachev, Hit My Back Walls"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gaston was cool, but he wanted to settle down with a dumb cunt who got Stockholm syndrome for a fucking Manbearpig and died fighting it for her.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Gaston was cool, but he wanted to settle down with a dumb cunt who got Stockholm syndrome for a fucking Manbearpig and died fighting it for her.

Didn’t even mind putting up with her crazy father

 

[Stent]

Beast is a foreigner (sword nose) who is domineering but has money and wants a white woman for her looks. He literally owns servants that are possessions (modern day slavery). Belle (feminist white woman oblivious to her privilege) thinks if she goes along with his obviously insane ideas she can change him, ignoring the fact he imprisoned her own father (European culture) for his modern inventions (haram). Gaston (gaslighter and patriarchy) is her only other option because she's fixated on wealth and success (hypergamy) to the exclusion of all others. Long story short, Belle should've been beheaded.

 

[Cuphead]

Get this faggot shit out of here

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Get this faggot shit out of here

 

[guest]

I never watched this faggot movie as a kid because I was too busy watching Aladding and Lion King. Beauty and the beast? My dad would've kicked my ass.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He snaps a belt put around his neck simply by flexing. Gaston is a fawkin problem.