Gassers

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I hope it's cancer.

 

[handsomeblue]

 

[Opie Army]

Yay pudding. I don't know who's dumber, Jim for coming up with that or me for remembering it. Yech.

 

[guest]

I remember in the last days of OnA Norton told an anecdote about how he'd recently been on a plane and sat next to a guy who was wearing a cologne he really liked.

He debated over whether to ask what it was but when they landed he thought "fuck it, I don't care if it comes off as weird, I want that cologne." So he asked him "sorry, I know this will sound weird but that's a great cologne you're wearing, what is it?"

"I'm not wearing any cologne" said the man.

Norton was aroused by the dude's natural musk, his scent, his pheromones.

As soon as his parents are dead he'll come screaming out of the closet.

 

[fusciasomething]

Yay pudding. I don't know who's dumber, Jim for coming up with that or me for remembering it. Yech.

Isn't that what Jim said when he met Tony Romo?

 

[Opie Army]

Isn't that what Jim said when he met Tony Romo?

Glad I'm not autistic enough to remember why Jimmy said "Yay pudding" whenever he farted. It's such a genius bit, like anti-retro-reverse-comedy. I hope he drops dead sooner than later.

 

[fusciasomething]

Glad I'm not autistic enough to remember why Jimmy said "Yay pudding" whenever he farted. It's such a genius bit, like anti-retro-reverse-comedy. I hope he drops dead sooner than later.

I hope he gets fired from Sirius and ends up on childpound media before he dies. That would be a fitting end

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

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just needs "a delicious gift" in the first pane and "pensive inhale" in the second

 

[Udders]

I remember in the last days of OnA Norton told an anecdote about how he'd recently been on a plane and sat next to a guy who was wearing a cologne he really liked.

He debated over whether to ask what it was but when they landed he thought "fuck it, I don't care if it comes off as weird, I want that cologne." So he asked him "sorry, I know this will sound weird but that's a great cologne you're wearing, what is it?"

"I'm not wearing any cologne" said the man.

Norton was aroused by the dude's natural musk, his scent, his pheromones.

As soon as his parents are dead he'll come screaming out of the closet.

"I just indirectly told that guy I wanted to fuck him."

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Of course he farts non-stop, his colon was completely plundered and used as a sex toilet by a huge penised Nordic he/she. I'm amazed he can even still walk semi-normally.