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looks like we need a better bit boys
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called there too. as soon as I asked for tomlinson I got hung up on. they might be mad about some faxes they receivedYou'd have better luck calling The Swingin' Door Saloon. He's been shying away from Hooligan's.
let's workshop this; what xmas card could we send as a 'customer thank you' which they'd definitely display but would trigger the pig?I'm going to send Hooligans a thank you note for Xmas. It's their shitty meatloaf served with an empty burger bun that's destroying Pat's arteries.
I checked their google reviews for a completely innocent reason and saw a familiar face
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Turns out the pig is pretty active on google reviews. He seems to review every restaurant he eats at
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He even reviewed a hotel, praised its architecture, probably thought it made him sound smart.
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"big running track". It's so small they hand out lap counters because it's like 15-20 laps/mile.Checking his profile, he also reviewed museums, and a gym.
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"My favorite ever gym." Nice sentence structure, stupid.
Hes such an old retarded boomer.I checked their google reviews for a completely innocent reason and saw a familiar face
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Turns out the pig is pretty active on google reviews. He seems to review every restaurant he eats at
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He even reviewed a hotel, praised its architecture, probably thought it made him sound smart.
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A pig with an apple in it's mouth.let's workshop this; what xmas card could we send as a 'customer thank you' which they'd definitely display but would trigger the pig?
If this is the gym he uses, that is hilarious. Their website is cagey about the price, but googling pegs it at $75 a fucking month with possible discounts down to $50-ish.Checking his profile, he also reviewed museums, and a gym.
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"My favorite ever gym." Nice sentence structure, stupid.
One of those custom ones where you stick a kid in a Santa hat on it. Merry Xmas to the staff at Hooligans from Annabelle and all the Snyder family.let's workshop this; what xmas card could we send as a 'customer thank you' which they'd definitely display but would trigger the pig?
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