Funny shit you did that was really gay

[Honeycomb Hideout]

One time a nice family let someone invite a bunch of people over for their sons birthday. Me and a couple funsters thought itd be hilarious to sneak around the house and change all their computer desktop backgrounds to pictures of dicks.

I might have pissed myself laughing, but it was pretty gay looking back.

 

[sShenaniganz]

I regularly post on a forum dedicated to a defunct radio show and a fat retard

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Looking for shitty dick pics to send to faggot Matt Berdyk. Felt pretty gay googling "shit covered dicks".

 

[RoTheHo69]

Still say that was a good fawkin' bit. *Sniffffff

 

[midwit]

We had a (obv closeted) gay kid in the neighborhood that we used to fuck with mercilessly. One time I had an idea of "who can do the gayest voice." We'd all say "Jeeeesus chrrriiiisttthhh" in the gayest way possible.

When it was the gay kids turn he said it and we all went batshit crazy, clapping, yelling, "You win by a mile bro!" etc.

Fantastic moment of good-natured bullying, but slightly homosexual in the build-up.

 

[RickReternal]

I asked my DEA brother at thanksgiving dinner if the trailer full of weed he had busted was kindbud or schwag. I was in college and he’s significantly older than me. Everyone stared at me then went back to eating.

 

[HotAnus]

I went in a gay club (on a dare) , wearing a leatherman outfit (on a dare). Got shit faced on Wine Coolers (a dare). Spent the evening huffing poppers and dancing to Madonna (on a dare). Then I moseyed to the bathroom and let a train of beefboys pump my anus full of infected jizz (on a dare). It was just a big funny goof! I mean it was pretty gay looking back, and also I was daring myself. It's also my username origin story.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

Me and dada had our pps in my mama at the same time

 

[Dog Eater]

Me and dada had our pps in my mama at the same time

Theoretically this account is a good bit but the execution is awful.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Theoretically this account is a good bit but the execution is awful.

Englishmen don't understand good humor, they just like sarcasm and puns (which they call "wit" as a defense mechanism)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In highschool sometimes I'd go to the library and just move from computer to computer changing all the backgrounds to tubgirl and a picture of a zookeeper standing behind an elephant with a big sack catching it's shit.

You had to sign in so they knew who did what. I'm surprised I never got in trouble. They probably just called my parents like "Mrs. Vigoda, I'm afraid your son might be a degenerate."

 

[UnPRePared]

I sang "Shipwrecked".

Pretty FAWKIN gay, if you ask me.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

the execution is awful.

My execution was awful. Thank you for acknowledging that.

 

[Dog Eater]

My execution was awful. Thank you for acknowledging that.

Tss

 

[Honey Badger]

I used to send my Snapchat friends a serious of artistic dick pics. For example I drew a beak and feathers so that it looked like a rooster and wrote “COCK-adoodle-doo to ya.” I only did it like once very hundred pictures, so they never knew when it was coming

 

[Dog Eater]

In highschool sometimes I'd go to the library and just move from computer to computer changing all the backgrounds to tubgirl

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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[fusciasomething]

Joined the secret forum years ago. The hairdresser bit was extremely funny the rest was extremely gay

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

There was a mcdonalds by my high school that had two public computers with internet access for some reason. The first time I ever smoked weed my buddy put meatspin on both computers and unplugged the keyboard and mouse on each. It was right after school so it was packed and there were a lot of parents and children there too. Idk if I've ever laughed harder since. Watching the manager frantically try to shut it off and fumbling with the keyboard and mouse before unplugging the computer all flustered.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

In highschool sometimes I'd go to the library and just move from computer to computer changing all the backgrounds to tubgirl and a picture of a zookeeper standing behind an elephant with a big sack catching it's shit.

You had to sign in so they knew who did what. I'm surprised I never got in trouble. They probably just called my parents like "Mrs. Vigoda, I'm afraid your son might be a degenerate."

Did you ever screen shot the desktop make it a background and delete all the short cuts? I would do that whenever someone got up.