Funniest death in the Patverse?

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT
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JesseTheGovernor

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Jon's is honestly pretty funny.
Pig's wife left him for a fatter, unhealthier schlub with a huge cock and a heart of gold.

All he had to be was a decent dude and he'd still have a family. Now Jon's dead. It's hilarious dude.
Agreed. Jon dying is shitty for his family but it also further accentuates how much Ade wants nothing to do with Fatty. Even after her husband dies, she still makes no attempt to get Fat involved with her daughter. He is gone and no amount of hardship will make her want to have any part of Fat in her life. They are free and Fat has to seethe over it, writing dumb little dedications in his shitty books.

Go piss on Jon’s grave like you said you would, Tubs. The grass above yours will be scorched from golden showers.
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
Agreed. Jon dying is shitty for his family but it also further accentuates how much Ade wants nothing to do with Fatty. Even after her husband dies, she still makes no attempt to get Fat involved with her daughter. He is gone and no amount of hardship will make her want to have any part of Fat in her life. They are free and Fat has to seethe over it, writing dumb little dedications in his shitty books.

Go piss on Jon’s grave like you said you would, Tubs. The grass above yours will be scorched from golden showers.
Unless Pat gets buried in another state or cremated, that burial site will be forever hilarious. I cannot wait to leave little printouts and shit on it, and he won’t be able to correcT the record.
 
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