Full breasted compassion springs forth at 9AM EST

[guest]

Nice sensitivity, stupid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s such a miserable fuck. He thinks he’s being some edgy guy here but remember: he spends hours browsing this place. Every time he tweets something, there’s a person there to fuck with him and get “stlaker child”ed. His life is a shitshow and he exists solely for our amusement lol

 

[guest]

He’s such a miserable fuck. He thinks he’s being some edgy guy here but remember: he spends hours browsing this place. Every time he tweets something, there’s a person there to fuck with him and get “stlaker child”ed. His life is a shitshow and he exists solely for our amusement lol

The very idea that he might be lurking here, unable to resist reading what people are saying about him, is what makes patposting irresistible to me. It's like the best comedy I've ever seen and I get to help write it. Such a gem. Thanks, fatso.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat not only am I going to post much worse shit than this about you when your heart gives out, but im going to search every graveyard in nigger Milwaukee to find and piss all over your stone. Die fat about it ya pedophile enabling cocksucker

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He’s such a miserable fuck. He thinks he’s being some edgy guy here but remember: he spends hours browsing this place. Every time he tweets something, there’s a person there to fuck with him and get “stlaker child”ed. His life is a shitshow and he exists solely for our amusement lol

Reminder: he wants us all imprisoned for years and ultimately put to death for our crimes of *checks notes* calling him fat and making twitter accounts of his toilet.

 

[Udders]

He posts something like this then goes to the police when people make fun of his dead lizard on twitter. It makes me happy his life is so miserable.

 

[guest]

Reminder: he wants us all imprisoned for years and ultimately put to death for our crimes of *checks notes* calling him fat and making twitter accounts of his toilet.

TBF he's also called stupid, unsuccessful, dishonest and abandony.

 

[Butterknife]

In case you forgot he's a nasty, miserable cunt who deserves all of this.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat not only am I going to post much worse shit than this about you when your heart gives out, but im going to search every graveyard in nigger Milwaukee to find and piss all over your stone. Die fat about it ya pedophile enabling cocksucker

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Pat Cooper died earlier this week, same age, and completely estranged from his entire family.

That's basically Fatrick, but past age 44.

 

[guest]

Pat Cooper died earlier this week, same age, and completely estranged from his entire family.

That's basically Fatrick, but past age 44.

And nobody took his digniTy or his pride away.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Fatso’s Marvel/Star Wars brain probably views this as a big win. The big bad meanie is dead, and even though Pat’s an atheist, he probably views it as some statement from the universe or something.
Robertson lived to 93 and influenced a ton of people, whereas Rick doesn’t even have influence over his own daughter.

 

[guest]

Who makes the song parodies?

Fatrick is . . a titty boy
and a stealthy geek
Do it one more time for me
Suuuuuuueeeeyy

Really love
love to watch him
watch him oink again

 

[Guest]

Pat not only am I going to post much worse shit than this about you when your heart gives out, but im going to search every graveyard in nigger Milwaukee to find and piss all over your stone. Die fat about it ya pedophile enabling cocksucker

You’re not the only one, either.

But the real gem is that when he dies, he can’t correcT the record on Twitter. Every post he’s ever made will have a reply from us and he can’t do NOTHING about it

 

[chewtoyrapist]

You’re not the only one, either.

A vision of Pat’s grave from the future.

 

[porquedealer]

shame no-one caught a candid pic of him fish mouthed and teary eyed from blubbering over spocks death.





and then again when Nimoy died.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

shame no-one caught a candid pic of him fish mouthed and teary eyed from blubbering over spocks death.





and then again when Nimoy died.

If I cried over some tv show character dying I’d contemplate suicide

 

[ISO__JOE]

reminder that Rick was chosen randomly to make fun of. Coulda been anyone.

 

[guest]

The very idea that he might be lurking here, unable to resist reading what people are saying about him, is what makes patposting irresistible to me. It's like the best comedy I've ever seen and I get to help write it. Such a gem. Thanks, fatso.

Totally agree and it boggles my mind why Dan thinks posting about Anthony being a miserable drunk is ever retaking Pat-posting as the best of this place. Pat is by far the most deranged, retarded, and deserving guy who was ever trolled. He's crazier than every demented shemale thinking they're chicks. His delusions about being a tough guy are as far off as Jon Flynt being a women. He's Jim Brown, Gretzky, Jordan, and Ruth rolled into Tiger Woods and coated in Einstein level of greatness at being a lolcow.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's okay to enjoy people dying as long as you've decided they're nazis, child.