fucking in-laws in town again

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Not even the real in-laws, some uncle and his wife. I have to go to dinner with these pricks tonight. And the nephew of the aunt, neither of these two idiots are related to anybody but themselves. Fuck this shit maaaaaaaan

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You guys gonna have ham? A nice spiral cut ham?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should fake a seizure or a heart attack or something.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You guys gonna have ham? A nice spiral cut ham?

I don't know where we're going nor do I care, but I do know this gladhanding rich doctor prick is paying for dinner

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know where we're going nor do I care, but I do know this gladhanding rich doctor prick is paying for dinner

Fuck. If he's a doctor I guess faking a medical emergency is out.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fuck. If he's a doctor I guess faking a medical emergency is out.

Don't underestimate my ability to shit and vomit on myself at will. Hey doc, I ain't feeling too good

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Don't underestimate my ability to shit and vomit on myself at will.

It won't be your choice depending on how bad dinner is.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Tell the waiter that your uncle identifies as a woman, and to please address her with the proper pronouns.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Tell the waiter that your uncle identifies as a woman, and to please address her with the proper pronouns.

he ain't my uncle, as far as I know none of my uncles have ever seen a restaurant

 

[Consensual Rapist]

he ain't my uncle, as far as I know none of my uncles have ever seen a restaurant

That shouldn’t stop you from an amusing time whenever the waiter would address him as “miss”.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That shouldn’t stop you from an amusing time whenever the waiter would address him as “miss”.

as long as the waiter addresses him with "here's the check", I could give a darn

 

[Bam's Feet]

I don't know where we're going nor do I care, but I do know this gladhanding rich doctor prick is paying for dinner

Get the most expensive thing plus an appetizer which you don't share

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Tell the waiter that your uncle identifies as a woman, and to please address her with the proper pronouns.

If its a shitty chain place go to the bathroom and tell the server its your uncles birthday then break a mirror and slit your wrists. Remember down the road not across the highway.

 

[Bam's Feet]

Surf and turf + Shrimp Cocktail

 

[Stent]

Enjoy hearing about they're from Aunt Ginny's side of the family. Sad what happened with Uncle Jack. The plum tree is coming along nicely and next year they expect their first crop.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

These people won't stop talking. They're still in my house. We haven't even left yet.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Just pull a Table Monster on them

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

These people won't stop talking. They're still in my house. We haven't even left yet.

Butt in, take over the conversation and only talk about Degrassi: The Next Generation. If they try to change the subject, just stay on Degrassi. They're in YOUR house.

 

[aRTie02150]

You can always hire a Puerto Rican to steal your car with force and use that as an excuse for not being able to go

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Who's paying?