Fuck it, the truths about to come out anyway so here goes...

[NortheastPhilly]

I work for the US Navy police force, cybercrimes division. Since 2019, they’ve been having me infiltrate known cyberterrorist circles so we can positively identify the main constituents. Dan flipped immediately and to avoid jailtime, he made the podcast as a ruse to help us take down Stu, That Nigga Dre, Tony, and others that you arent even aware of yet,

Nikis Prolapsed Asshole is a special agent we sent in to put this whole place in a state of infighting so we can divide and conquer. Dont bother deleting your account because its too late.

Did you seriously think you could just constantly harass someone’s personal cell phone 24/7? I mean seriously, actually think about it for like two seconds. You commit crimes and convince yourselves its “just a back and forth text conversation.” Well have fun explaining to a judge that you were just having some good old fashioned fun harassing someone everyday for years on end.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

 

[Safka's Enticer]

No stlaker, you don't. And no stlaker, you haven't. No stlaker, he didn't, and no stlaker, you didn't.

No stlaker, he isn't. And no stlaker, we don't.

Yes stlaker, we can. And no stlaker, we won't.

 

[guest]

We’re still hilarious

 

[Ladynyahh]

Keep your heads on a swivel, lamb chops, sniff

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Stent]

Can the navy even sail into Wisconsin?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Since everyone is getting doxxed anyway, I might as well get ahead of it. Sorry for keeping my identity a secret guys, I'm shy:

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[guest]

Since everyone is getting doxxed anyway, I might as well get ahead of it. Sorry for keeping my identity a secret guys, I'm shy:

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You really let yourself go, buddy.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

You really let yourself go, buddy.

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I was asked to put weight on for a role in the upcoming SpaceEdge biopic. I'm going to be Stu Lightning.

 

[guest]

I work for the US Navy police force, cybercrimes division. Since 2019, they’ve been having me infiltrate known cyberterrorist circles so we can positively identify the main constituents. Dan flipped immediately and to avoid jailtime, he made the podcast as a ruse to help us take down Stu, That Nigga Dre, Tony, and others that you arent even aware of yet,

Nikis Prolapsed Asshole is a special agent we sent in to put this whole place in a state of infighting so we can divide and conquer. Dont bother deleting your account because its too late.

Did you seriously think you could just constantly harass someone’s personal cell phone 24/7? I mean seriously, actually think about it for like two seconds. You commit crimes and convince yourselves its “just a back and forth text conversation.” Well have fun explaining to a judge that you were just having some good old fashioned fun harassing someone everyday for years on end.

ONE hole in your story... Well many, but here's the bottom line (because Stone Cold said so) non violent telephone harassment in the state of Wisconsin is such a Mickey Mouse misdemeanor that the police don't even CARE about it.

So I hate to burst your bubble Mister policeman of the Navy, but just because Patrick Tomlinson is a whale doesn't mean he gets special protection from our aqua military. Especially when every police officer and judge knows he's a fucking moron, I seriously doubt they're going to call in any kind of cyber crimes division for something that carries a $100 fine.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

ONE hole in your story... Well many, but here's the bottom line (because Stone Cold said so) non violent telephone harassment in the state of Wisconsin is such a Mickey Mouse misdemeanor that the police don't even CARE about it.

So I hate to burst your bubble Mister policeman of the Navy, but just because Patrick Tomlinson is a whale doesn't mean he gets special protection from our aqua military. Especially when every police officer and judge knows he's a fucking moron, I seriously doubt they're going to call in any kind of cyber crimes division for something that carries a $100 fine.

Do da bit

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

ONE hole in your story... Well many, but here's the bottom line (because Stone Cold said so) non violent telephone harassment in the state of Wisconsin is such a Mickey Mouse misdemeanor that the police don't even CARE about it.

So I hate to burst your bubble Mister policeman of the Navy, but just because Patrick Tomlinson is a whale doesn't mean he gets special protection from our aqua military. Especially when every police officer and judge knows he's a fucking moron, I seriously doubt they're going to call in any kind of cyber crimes division for something that carries a $100 fine.

If you’ve been texting Patrick constantly for years on end when its clear that its unwanted, and we have your number, you will see the inside of a jail cell for at least 18 months. Obviously every local police force has zero time for what they think is nonsense because Pat cant explain it properly without spazzing out.
This isnt a local police force, this is military police working in conjunction with feds. We dont do jack shit except give out parking tickets on base, and every new SECNAV we’ve had since 2018 has been harping on cyberterrorism. We have the time on our hands to do dumb shit like this, trust me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Can the navy even sail into Wisconsin?

They actually can. Just not to Ricks location. I know fawkin geography……sniff.

 

[guest]

If you’ve been texting Patrick constantly for years on end when its clear that its unwanted, and we have your number, you will see the inside of a jail cell for at least 18 months. Obviously every local police force has zero time for what they think is nonsense because Pat cant explain it properly without spazzing out.
This isnt a local police force, this is military police working in conjunction with feds. We dont do jack shit except give out parking tickets on base, and every new SECNAV we’ve had since 2018 has been harping on cyberterrorism. We have the time on our hands to do dumb shit like this, trust me.

The joke’s on you, Wormkiller can’t wait to go back to jail!

 

[ChildSpitTake]

The joke’s on you Wormkiller can’t wait to go back to jail!

LOL I forgot about how he admitted to missing getting fucked in the ass by prisoners a few weeks ago

 

[guest]

If you’ve been texting Patrick constantly for years on end when its clear that its unwanted, and we have your number, you will see the inside of a jail cell for at least 18 months. Obviously every local police force has zero time for what they think is nonsense because Pat cant explain it properly without spazzing out.
This isnt a local police force, this is military police working in conjunction with feds. We dont do jack shit except give out parking tickets on base, and every new SECNAV we’ve had since 2018 has been harping on cyberterrorism. We have the time on our hands to do dumb shit like this, trust me.

So with January 6th, violent federal crimes on the rise, you're telling me that the CYBERterrorism unit is working diligently to pursue a series of prank PHONE calls?

I'll be here waiting for my cuffs, even though I've never even texted him.

Only person I know that ever texted him was black Spiderman.

 

[guest]

30 people already downloaded the app. Lol.