Fuck brioche buns

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Brioche buns are the edison bulb of bread. They're the post-hillbilly wedding reception mason jar glassware of bread.

 

[Brooke Shields]

but why? why now?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

but why? why now?

I'm just tired of the prevalence of brioche buns. If i wanted a sweet bun, I'd eat kings hawaiian like a polynesian in a grass skirt

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

but why? why now?

He was clearly just at a hillbilly wedding reception where they serves brioche buns out of glass mason jars.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He was clearly just at a hillbilly wedding reception where they serves brioche buns out of glass mason jars.

Brioche buns are the default bun for anyone running a place that sells burgers but also they're afraid to say 'nigger'.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Brioche buns are the default bun for anyone running a place that sells burgers but also they're afraid to say 'nigger'.

Do the makers of buttery buns not cook wit da spices enough for ya.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Do the makers of buttery buns not cook wit da spices enough for ya.

I said my piece

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Who's Brioche?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

@ミスタースパーコル

This is you, pal

 

[johnnynoname]

lol



.......smh

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I like a borger once in a while. So, I got some caramelized onion stlaker patties, some brioche buns, cucumber (as any good burger has), mayonnaise mixed with garlic paste and Tobasco, Hellman's ketchup.

The brioche buns really did not taste good! Rather dry. I even checked the best before date - weeks left, apparently.

I usually just use thick soft white sliced and the taste is way better. You get the odd unused bread corner, but I just deal with them on an ad hoc basis.

 

[TorpidSloth]

WWAW da potato buns

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bzzt wrong, enjoy prison

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The pretzel buns are even worse. Just a brioche bun painted different. They dont taste like fawwwkin pretzels so why call it a pretzel bun?

 

[johnnynoname]

The pretzel buns are even worse

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

lol



.......smh

Would you say you "relish" the buns of other men

 

[johnnynoname]

Would you say you "relish" the buns of other men

I'll ketchup to that reply later

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'll ketchup to that reply later

Mayo aka cum: you're eating it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'll ketchup to that reply later

Would you wear a shirt with a picture of italy on it with large bold text underneath that says "HOME OF THE WOPPER"

 

[johnnynoname]

i'm just waiting for that next elder scrolls to come out


after that, i'm necking myself