Fuck! Another major news story again. I’m freaking the fuck out

[Nigger John]

The dad from ‘Alf’ used to suck! And Fuck! Niggers! For crack!!!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The dad from ‘Alf’ used to suck! And Fuck! Niggers! For crack!!!

The character of alf was supposed to be an alien but in real life he was a puppet

 

[johnnynoname]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The character of alf was supposed to be an alien but in real life he was a puppet

Alf sounds like someone Jordan Peterson would get into a fight with.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Alf sounds like someone Jordan Peterson would get into a fight with.

Can you elaborate

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can you elaborate

I think if you made and Alf bit account and said "u suk" to Jordan he would say "kill yourself" and type it all funny.
He gets into these fights with puppets you see.
Unless muppets aren't puppets.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think if you made and Alf bit account and said "u suk" to Jordan he would say "kill yourself" and type it all funny.
He gets into these fights with puppets you see.
Unless muppets aren't puppets.

Ok, noted.

 

[UnPRePared]

I think if you made and Alf bit account and said "u suk" to Jordan he would say "kill yourself" and type it all funny.
He gets into these fights with puppets you see.
Unless muppets aren't puppets.

 

[johnnynoname]

can you imagine if Eddie Money was getting blown by ALF ......IN A LOCKED CAR!!!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

can you imagine if Eddie Money was getting blown by ALF ......IN A LOCKED CAR!!!

You need to be locked in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

can you imagine if Eddie Money was getting blown by ALF ......IN A LOCKED CAR!!!

What do you reckon ALF was packin', John? You're as good a person to ask as anyone. I'd say at least 8" and THICK.

 

[Professor Rape]

Ok, noted.

He tweets sesame street angrily coz they support Palestine

 

[johnnynoname]

What do you reckon ALF was packin', John? You're as good a person to ask as anyone. I'd say at least 8" and THICK.

my realm of knowledge includes several things:
- Pro wrestlers real names
- bullshit
- how many Oreos I can eat before I can forget how much i hate everything

however, Cuddly Alien Penis siz.......

............this is a stupid response

 

[johnnynoname]

my realm of knowledge includes several things:
- Pro wrestlers real names
- bullshit
- how many Oreos I can eat before I can forget how much i hate everything

however, Cuddly Alien Penis siz.......

............this is a stupid response

don't rib this

it's not "cheeky", or "cute"......carcrash it to AIDSville (population: me)

 

[Professor Rape]

- Pro wrestlers real names

Who was Mr America?

 

[johnnynoname]

Who was Mr America?

Steve Rogers, Brother

 

[Professor Rape]

Steve Rogers, Brother

Lol