Frosty the Lolcowman

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Fatrick the autist
Was a Narcissistic hole
With a laptop and hat taking space at the bar
And his heart made out of coal.

Fatrick the lolcow
Was confirmed a cuck they say
Though he’ll fake a smile and declare, “No, child”
He takes giant Ls to this day.

Oh…

There must have been some evil
In that Twitter account he bought
For once he got reactivated
His whole life went to nought.

Plumpety plump plump, plumpety plump plump
Likes to LARP as Torque
Plumpety plump plump, plumpety plump plump
Useless lump of pork

Oh…

Fatrick the debtor
Is as poor as he can be
‘Cause he went to court and was finally forced
To bend over and pay Quasi.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It's beginning to look a lot like Pigmas

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Have yourself a merry, merry christmas
Have yourself a good time…
But remember the girl whose dad abandoned her
He’s a real big, fat swine…