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Frat Pat @GenCon

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
He is such a huge fan of BattleTech that he has never mentioned it once before.
He is a retard that likes balloons

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Also, the world's worst fitting set of shades makes another appearance. He's had those things forever, further proving how poor he is.

Seriously. It looks like he bought those things about 5 years/50 lbs ago. His fucking head got bigger and fatter but the sunglasses are still the same size. The arms are angled outwards, they won't even sit on the bridge of his nose and they barely cover his slanty eyes.

How delusional do you have to be to put that filthy backwards hat and those sunglasses on, look in the mirror, and think you look good?
 

stealthygeek

Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
And they aren't even an expensive pair of sunglasses that you'd want to take care of and have for a while. They look like dollar general checkout line shit.
I might be confusing them with an older pair but I'm pretty sure those are actually Ray Bans which is significantly worse. $37k in debt and spending $150 on designer glasses that not only don't fit but actually highlight how fat his face is as well.
 
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