For the record, I don't want Patrick to die

[Imager]

Patrick says we all want him dead.

Not true. Goose and golden egg and all that.

Ever notice that really really miserable people tend to outlive everyone else? May Pat live long. I also kind of hope he gets rich, because money magnifies the kind of person you are. Could you imagine billionaire Patrick? He'd be so insufferable.

Don't die Pat! I need my LOLcow milk for many, many more decades.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t want him dead, I just want him impoverished, fat, miserable and ugly with no respect from his peers, no career and constant stress from replying to atalkers all day long. Oh wait.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'm patiently waiting on the smartest boy who was bribed by a donut to get vaxxed to expire from same vaxx, after paying Quasi, of course.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I don’t want him dead, I just want him impoverished, fat, miserable and ugly with no respect from his peers, no career and constant stress from replying to atalkers all day long. Oh wait.

Agreed. He's the greatest source of ribs so I want him alive for a long time.

 

[PogromStallone]

I want him to live a long life so we can enjoy him for the rest of ours.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t want him to die either, I just want him to bend the knee. I’m fine with ending this silliness if he

1. Admits Norm is funny
2. Attends a Rich Vos show and posts a picture with him

Easy things

 

[Imager]

In the "Pretend" Podcast he says that if he just quits or changes his behavior that this won't stop.

How does he know? He's literally never tried it. He's only escalated. He's the one that sued. He's the one that started DCMA claims.

If he just #LTIW maybe his life would be better. But he can't know that. And because of his antics he got Kiwi Farms interested. So we actually could leave him alone and this would keep going on, but not from us, and you would know because the shit would stop being funny. (Swatting him is not funny, that's how you know it's not us)

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I don’t want him to die either, I just want him to bend the knee. I’m fine with ending this silliness if he

1. Admits Norm is funny
2. Attends a Rich Vos show and posts a picture with him

Easy things

He'd have to fully remunerate quasi as well.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Atheist Pat makes an appearance today. You’re 43 years old, nobody cares you don’t believe in a god.

 

[Fat Lispy Faggot]

Atheist Pat makes an appearance today. You’re 43 years old, nobody cares you don’t believe in a god.
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"Check out what this kike says about the Bible!"

You know, I'm beginning to see why they call some goyim

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He'd have to fully remunerate quasi as well.

Good point. The fat fuck needs to pay da Q

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I want Patrick to die of natural causes. Judging by his constantly red face, and fat body, he’s headed for a heart attack within 5-10 years. I don’t think he’s ever posted pictures of food that wasn’t loaded with added sugar or carbs in the whole 3 or so years I’ve shit posted about him.

 

[stealthygeek]

In the "Pretend" Podcast he says that if he just quits or changes his behavior that this won't stop.

How does he know? He's literally never tried it. He's only escalated. He's the one that sued. He's the one that started DCMA claims.

If he just #LTIW maybe his life would be better. But he can't know that. And because of his antics he got Kiwi Farms interested. So we actually could leave him alone and this would keep going on, but not from us, and you would know because the shit would stop being funny. (Swatting him is not funny, that's how you know it's not us)

Can't speak for everyone else's reddit contacts but I can say with 100% certainty that mine wouldn't have made hundreds of new twitter accounts and counting if they were all instantly blocked "on site" by Rick with no responses. Real simple to understand for the >1.8 GPA population.

He wouldn't even have to close his account. Just don't respond and be less of an abrasive cunt to strangers. Knowing you can bank on him seeking out randoms to "No, child" everyday is an easy way to keep the hatred up. I couldn't give a shit what he says about this place, even lies. It's him fingerwagging at someone that gets up on Sunday morning to go to Church or a parent that gives a fuck about their kid's curriculum.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I want my kids to patpost. My grandchildren to be patstorians. Pat for us forever

 

[rororosacunt]

I just want him to reimburse Quasi and learn to behave. And a public apology*

 

[DominusOdium]

This is why the swaTTing never made any sense to me to blame on folks here.

I've never seen any legitimate death threats or attempts to have him harmed in any way outside of making people aware of things he himself says, does, promotes, enjoys or abandons. The few times threats have popped up, they're clearly from Fat or people he knows trying to infiltrate the forum. Nobody wants him dead. Dead men don't pay Quasi or step on rake after rake for the amusement of people who hate his bloated ass.

 

[RickReternal]

It will likely take him many years to completely eat the tranches of debt he has cooked up for himself. Of course we want him around for a long time.

Semi-related, Niki saying “We won’t make any changes because how could this get any worse?” on that podcast is self-evidently false. I won’t list ways their situation could be worse because as I said, it’s self-evident. If she really believes what she said, she’s living in a fantasy and/or has never experienced real physical danger or economic stress.

 

[eggfeller]

i want patrick FAT and STUPID and most importantly, ALIVE

 

[Jenna]

I'm genuinely concerned he'll mouth off to the wrong inmate and get a shanking in the showers. If he's smart, he'll practice his oral skills. A dick is basically just a bratwurst that you don't bite down on.